Who Would Win?

Joshua · April 2019

All of the henchmen from the James Bond films are very strong and very dangerous. They go from the realistic (I think Donald Grant) to the absurd (Jaws).

I ask this. If all the henchmen from the James Bond films could be brought together to fight each other for the trophy of 'most dangerous hencheman', who do you think would win and why?

Also which henchmen do you think would make the best fights in the competition? Tee Hee versus Jaws perhaps?

Quentin Quigley · April 2019

Baron Samedi wins. Not a great fighter, but would keep reappearing after apparent death.

Hinx vs Jaws would be an event.

Number24 · April 2019

Should the henchmen be allowed to keep their signature weapons? Scarmanaga would be deadly with his golden gun, but I'mnot sure he would do well without it.

Quentin Quigley · April 2019

Scaramanga doesn't qualify as a henchman.

Number24 · April 2019

You're right, but my point still stands.

Quentin Quigley · April 2019

I think it's a given that their pincers and steel teeth would remain.

Joshua · April 2019

Yes, but no guns of course. So Oddjob would have his hat. Jaws would have his teeth, Red Grant his watch garot and Tee Hee his arm etc.

A few others like Mayday would just have their unarmed combat skills.

Quentin Quigley · April 2019

May Day had a rubber 'baton', or so Roger claims.

Number24 · April 2019

Yes, I think that's the way to do it. Without bombs and scorpions I think Wint and Kidd would be unimpressive fighters. Hinx would do well, Jaws perhaps even better. Jaws is strong and can take a lot of damamge, but he's slow.

Napoleon Plural · April 2019

Nik Nak would be the right height to take a bite out of someone's goulies.

Who Would Win?

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