Roger Moore's quips for LTK?
Number24
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I understand the book "Quantum of Silliness" offers a chapter on what quips Roger Moore's Bond would have used if he was in LTK. I haven't read the book, but I like the idea. What would Sir Roger have said (while raising his eyebrow, of course)? 
Comments
“Thank goodness that was a pistol!”
On Sanchez’s death:
“You light up my life”
Or,
“Flaming...not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
Bond’s phone call to Leiter in the epilogue:
“Ah, Felix, or should I call you Skip?”
When the first tanker explodes: "Out of petrol?"
When Bond hooks Sanches' plane to the helicopter: "Hang on there!" or "Hook, line and sinker"
During the demonstration of how the heroin is hidden in the petrol: "The world is really getting dependent on petrol".
“His huge ego always sucked the oxygen out of the room.”
When Dario gets mulched by the cocaine processor: "Sometimes life is a grind."
That's rather wonderful