FRIDAY 7th August 19:00 GMT: Let‘s watch GOLDMEMBER together

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Beyonce's hair looks like a toned-down version of mine in 1975.
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Platform shoes, now that takes back 8-)
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I never needed them :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    I never needed them :D

    You'd be too young at that time!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Michael Caine!!! :x :x :x :x
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Oh, sorry-

    SIR Michael Caine!!!! :x :x :x :x
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    "I love the look, the taste, the smell, of gold" Hmmm, sounds familiar
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Gymkata wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    Michael Caine!!! :x :x :x :x

    My Cocaine!

    :)) :)) :)) And not a lot of people know that
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Totally different accents
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited August 2020
    Yes, I agree. Did not like it then don‘t like him now.
    Same with Fat Bastard, and both movies only live because of Dr. Evil.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Gymkata wrote:
    The character of Goldmember is a botch. It's simply not a funny performance, in my opinion.

    Yeah, it's just there to justify the title and to distract from all the repeated performances/jokes
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I was laughing my arse off „full of seamen“
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    "Do you have any idea how many anonymous henchmen..." :)) :)) :))
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    The prejudice is that they are smoking pot all of the time and are blocking our highways with their caravans. And we beat them in football when it really counts :D

    But I agree, they are nice people
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Lovely take-off on the LALD Bond walking across alligators scene
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Austin is still fighting with FB here
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    I'll pause 30 seconds
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    FB describing his fart is funny - to me :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Weeing statue :)) :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    And asparagus :)) :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Mr Roboto = Mr Osato
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    And asparagus :)) :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Pmwl
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    The Mini from The Italian Job
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,331MI6 Agent
    The library didn't have Goldmember and I live in the 1990's, so sadly i can't join.
    Instead I'll help out the only way I know how:

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Thanks, N24, that was great help!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    It's gone downhill in the last ? 10 minutes
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    The doctor is the same actor from the scene in the first movie with the penis expander which Austin denies all knowledge of. Never noticed that before.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Gymkata wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    It's gone downhill in the last ? 10 minutes

    It's gone downhill since the opening credit sequence. Moments here and there land and the whole fountain sequence was great, but most of this is just painful.

    Some good moments, none of which involve Goldmember or Fat Bastard or Mini-Me
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Sorry guys, but that entire examination sequence is hilarious!

    Mrs. Higgins laughed several times!
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
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