Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
in Off Topic Chat
preparing for a weekend full of style and sophistication

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President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!

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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    You’ve obviously never watched Kingsman have you. Because if that is your idea of gentlemen enjoying fine tailoring and fine dining, then I hate to think what you’re nights in with friends look like :))

    So I look upon you with disdain...

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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Whoever invented sweatpants and hoodies has a lot to answer for. And microwaves, and beverages in cans, and computer games.

    Remember Higgy-Bum...

    Reputation is what people think of you. Character is what you are.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Yeah, keeping the stiff upper lip :D :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    this thread had great potential for some banter, heavy insults and such and has been totally ruined by your elitist british lack of humor!
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Good.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Asp9mm wrote:
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    YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ! :D

    Evidently as you are sitting alone on that SF table :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Friends are overrated. Especially when there’s morons like you on the planet.
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  • JTMJTM Posts: 3,027MI6 Agent
    You two are so cute together.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    He‘s the idiot - I am the cute one :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Cute :)) That’s like saying a naked mole rat is cuddly.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    you are just jealous because I have more moles :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    I’m happy you have more moles. It’s one of the pleasures in my life when a new one moves in and annoys you.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    True that but I keep my garden „Au naturel“ :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Then stop moaning about them. Or get a Pygmy goat. We don’t get any moles because Flymo is on the case. Plenty in the forest surrounding the house, but they keep well away because he stalks them. He’s always warring against the badgers too. But he sometimes shares his shed with the local roe deer. He likes them.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I moan about moles and the hills they make as long as I want to X-( X-(
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Shut up. No one cares.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I‘ll not get a stinkin’ goat in my garden! X-(
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Oh oh oh... suddenly I care.

    Oh wait... no I don’t.

    Stoopid Higgins.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    A naked mole rat is cuddly.



    There, I said it.
  • Westward_DriftWestward_Drift Posts: 3,113MI6 Agent
    I believe 'naked mole rat' is a rather obvious euphemism.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    He knows that he was speaking about his very own winkie :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Westward_Drift wrote:
    I believe 'naked mole rat' is a rather obvious euphemism.

    Actually, according to the font of all knowledge - Wikipedia - "The naked mole-rat (Heterocephalus glaber), also known as the sand puppy, is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa renowned for its green trainers and lack of knowledge about wrist watches."
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    The Domino Effect wrote:
    Westward_Drift wrote:
    I believe 'naked mole rat' is a rather obvious euphemism.

    Actually, according to the font of all knowledge - Wikipedia - "The naked mole-rat (Heterocephalus glaber), also known as the sand puppy, is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa renowned for its green trainers and lack of knowledge about wrist watches."

    Spot on. Although I believe the Latin name is actually Heterocephalus gobshite.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,848MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    preparing for a weekend full of style and sophistication

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    And not a green trainer in sight... {:)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Oh wait.. fixed that.

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    This is the good old AJB I've missed!
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