Lars Monsen facts!

Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,331MI6 Agent
edited February 2022 in Off Topic Chat

Bear Grylls is the British Lars Monsen. Here are some facts about him:


  • Wolves light fires to keep Monsen away.
  • Monsen can start a fire with just his hands. Even in the rain.
  • The Americans used Lars Monsen to check the accuracy when they made the GPS system.
  • The monsoon season is named after Lars Monsen.
  • Monsen chops wood with his hands.
  • Lars Monsen doesn't bring huskies on expeditions to pull the sled. The dogs are just food.
  • Monsen only dances with wolves.
  • Nobody knows why Lars Monsen carries a knife.
  • At the end of special forces survival week Lars Monsen weighed 14 pounds more than when it started.
  • Rivers and lakes freeze over in the winter to protect the fish from Lars Monsen.
  • Everyone can piss against the wind, but only Monsen doesn't get wet.
  • Lars Monsen never gets cold feet.
  • Only Lars Monsen can catch cod and dolphins in lakes.
  • If you knock on the inside of the cabin door, Lars Monsen opens from the outside. The outdoors is Lars Monsen's home.


Comments

  • MANDY1MANDY1 TISPosts: 2,608MI6 Agent

    😂

    Knowing who to trust is Everything in this business.

    TIS - "The moment you think you got it figured - you're wrong"

    Formerly known as Teppo
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent

    This guy sounds like a regular Chuck Norris! 😉

    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
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