Lars Monsen facts!
Number24
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Bear Grylls is the British Lars Monsen. Here are some facts about him:
- Wolves light fires to keep Monsen away.
- Monsen can start a fire with just his hands. Even in the rain.
- The Americans used Lars Monsen to check the accuracy when they made the GPS system.
- The monsoon season is named after Lars Monsen.
- Monsen chops wood with his hands.
- Lars Monsen doesn't bring huskies on expeditions to pull the sled. The dogs are just food.
- Monsen only dances with wolves.
- Nobody knows why Lars Monsen carries a knife.
- At the end of special forces survival week Lars Monsen weighed 14 pounds more than when it started.
- Rivers and lakes freeze over in the winter to protect the fish from Lars Monsen.
- Everyone can piss against the wind, but only Monsen doesn't get wet.
- Lars Monsen never gets cold feet.
- Only Lars Monsen can catch cod and dolphins in lakes.
- If you knock on the inside of the cabin door, Lars Monsen opens from the outside. The outdoors is Lars Monsen's home.
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Formerly known as Teppo
This guy sounds like a regular Chuck Norris! 😉