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Topic: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

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Re: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

You’ve obviously never watched Kingsman have you.  Because if that is your idea of gentlemen enjoying fine tailoring and fine dining, then I hate to think what you’re nights in with friends look like  ajb007/lol

So I look upon you with disdain...

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Re: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

Whoever invented sweatpants and hoodies has a lot to answer for. And microwaves, and beverages in cans, and computer games.

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Re: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

Yeah, keeping the stiff upper lip  ajb007/biggrin  ajb007/biggrin

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Re: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

this thread had great potential for some banter, heavy insults and such and has been totally ruined by your elitist british lack of humor!

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Good.

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Re: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

Asp9mm wrote:

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YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS !  ajb007/biggrin

Evidently as you are sitting alone on that SF table  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

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Re: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

Friends are overrated. Especially when there’s morons like you on the planet.

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You two are so cute together.

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He‘s the idiot - I am the cute one  ajb007/biggrin

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Re: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

Cute  ajb007/lol    That’s like saying a naked mole rat is cuddly.

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Re: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

you are just jealous because I have more moles  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

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I’m happy you have more moles. It’s one of the pleasures in my life when a new one moves in and annoys you.

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True that but I keep my garden „Au naturel“  ajb007/biggrin

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Then stop moaning about them.  Or get a Pygmy goat.  We don’t get any moles because Flymo is on the case.  Plenty in the forest surrounding the house, but they keep well away because he stalks them. He’s always warring against the badgers too. But he sometimes shares his shed with the local roe deer.  He likes them.

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I moan about moles and the hills they make as long as I want to  ajb007/mad  ajb007/mad

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Shut up. No one cares.

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I‘ll not get a stinkin’ goat in my garden!  ajb007/mad

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Oh oh oh... suddenly I care.

Oh wait... no I don’t. 

Stoopid Higgins.

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You can cut the sexual tension between the two of you with a knife.

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A naked mole rat is cuddly.



There, I said it.

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Re: Asp9mm and some of his Kingsman friends

I believe 'naked mole rat' is a rather obvious euphemism.

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He knows that he was speaking about his very own winkie  ajb007/biggrin

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Westward_Drift wrote:

I believe 'naked mole rat' is a rather obvious euphemism.

Actually, according to the font of all knowledge - Wikipedia - "The naked mole-rat (Heterocephalus glaber), also known as the sand puppy, is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa renowned for its green trainers and lack of knowledge about wrist watches."

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The Domino Effect wrote:
Westward_Drift wrote:

I believe 'naked mole rat' is a rather obvious euphemism.

Actually, according to the font of all knowledge - Wikipedia - "The naked mole-rat (Heterocephalus glaber), also known as the sand puppy, is a burrowing rodent native to parts of East Africa renowned for its green trainers and lack of knowledge about wrist watches."

Spot on. Although I believe the Latin name is actually Heterocephalus gobshite.

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