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I just want to alert everybody that tomorrow's watchalong has changed from "The guns of Navarone" to Dr No in honour of the late sir Sean Connery. We comment on this thread while we watch: https://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/53185/tu … -together/

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After a tough week at work, I decided to treat myself. To a new watch.

https://i.postimg.cc/JGJ83pSn/maxresdefault-2.jpg

The Casio 5610, Radio Controlled and Solar Powered

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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In case I'm being missed I can tell you I have some problems with my computer. I'll use the library and other avaiulable PCs in the meantime.   ajb007/smile

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Absolutely you were being missed, N24. I've had PMs asking after you. Nice to see you back where you belong.

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You're back N24, I'm glad my chicken
Sacrifice  worked   ajb007/smile  ( KFC  obviously  )

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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I knew you and chickens were involved somehow!

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Thunderpussy wrote:

You're back N24, I'm glad my chicken
Sacrifice  worked   ajb007/smile  ( KFC  obviously  )

Is that another euphemism like Higgins' 'naked mole rat' in the Asp/Kingsmam thread?

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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ajb007/lol  In my case it would be one of those Huge sand worms from Dune  ajb007/wink

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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I was in earlier in the week celebrating getting my black belt in karaoke. When I
got drinking with a Kangaroo, I asked TB2 for a vodka and Orange,
" Still orange " he asked
"Yes, I haven't changed my mind" I replied
Soon the kangaroo was off his head  and was bouncing round the bar, until he
passed out on the floor
" You can't leave that lying there " said  TB2
I said, " It's not a Lion, it's a Kangaroo "   ajb007/wink

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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PUSSY!

  That Kangaroo has been looking for You again, but I have made it clear,
we have to ration his beer. Too much hops otherwise.

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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I've heard he's run off with a local sheep with plans to make
some Woolly Jumpers together   ajb007/wink

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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The old ones are the best, TP!  ajb007/lol

"The tough man of the world. The secret agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).

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I only know the old ones, .. I haven't
Changed my act in 40 years  ajb007/wink

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

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(TB2 is writing a message on a small white board, the pen squeaks, and Holly shoots him a filthy look.
Whining comes out from under the sideboard)

Oh stop it you two!  This has to be done.  There that will do nicely next to the "No Furniture Jokes" sign.
Crikey, that has been up there a while! Good...    come on Holly,  Breakfast! 

  (We see the sign.  It says 

"No Black Friday Offers in this pub!!   
Our Flat panel wall screens are NOT for sale. 
- The not management but I works here."

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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Getting near lunchtime, TB2, what's on offer today?

(And no, that isn't a Black Friday line)

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I bought all the Christmas presents today. I RULE!

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So that means there's no Christmas presents for the rest of us !!!
I hate panic buyers !!!  ajb007/tongue  ajb007/biggrin

“God has given you one face, and you make yourself another"

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Yes, they're all out of toilet paper now. I haven't forgotten the first wave!   ajb007/biggrin