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A7ceA7ce Birmingham, EnglandPosts: 655MI6 Agent
edited November 2006 in Off Topic Chat
WARNING: MAY HAVE STRONG LANGUAGE ON THE WEBSITE : Uncyclopedia

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Just came across this spoof Wikipedia website and it cracked me up.

Wikipedia on their own pages describe it as

'Uncyclopedia, "the content-free[2] encyclopedia that anyone can edit,"[3] is a satirical parody of Wikipedia, though Uncyclopedia claims the reverse'...

A recurring joke is that of misquoting Oscar Wilde — either with a well-known, but slightly edited, genuine quote designed to parody the overuse of quotes, or with a phrase completely different from his style.'


There's hyperlinks to other sections and it just gets funnier.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sean_Connery

Click 'James Bond' and u get a page on Bond, click 'Sean Connery' you get this very funny life story :
in 46 A.D a top group of schientishtsh created Sean Connery in Edinburgh, Iran. He hash the besht voiche of all time, which took 400 yearsh of reshearch to perfect.


Sean Connery in one of the less popular James Bond films.Trained from an early age by Ordovician Monksh, Sean ish an ecshpert in hand-to-hand nun beating, a hobby that hash shtayed with him to thish very day.

Hish love for rule one began at an early age and only shtopped when he dishcovered the wondersh of atlantish.

Sean shtarted acting at the tender age of 54 and hash shtarred in shuch classics ash "Grandma Vsh. the Killer Bounshy Haddock", "The Tremble Claushe" , "Hiccupsh before Dawn" and "If I had a fork you'd be in trouble".



You get the idea .....

Comments

  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,699MI6 Agent
    That link you provided should come with a warning.
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • A7ceA7ce Birmingham, EnglandPosts: 655MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    Mr Martini wrote:
    That link you provided should come with a warning.

    Thanx and apologies, I didn't read the content thoroughly and just had a glance. I have added an alert in my original post and also put in a different link to the original one.

    I s'pose as there's is no strict moderation and is user driven, unsavoury language etc may be used, but is a crazy / funny concept none the less
  • General_OurumovGeneral_Ourumov United KingdomPosts: 861MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    "Doctor Julius Pinkus von No (1852-) is a well known villain, musician, poet and actor. He is most popular for his roles in the No series of movies, inventing Moon rocks and for his hit song Sex Bomb.

    Early Life
    No was born on the 42nd of March at some time around Mark Twain o'clock in the sleepy little town of New Mexico, the Pacific Ocean. He was the third of two sons of Darth Vader.

    Raised in relative luxury, he was trained from the tender age of 2 in the art of chain smoking.

    No was educated at St Harry Potter's School for Boys and Boy-like People. At the age of 6 he graduated and was awarded a doctorate.

    However, No did not want to be a doctor. From a very young age, he had aspirations to become an artist."

    After appearing in several minor roles, such as Hobbit #23 in the Lord of the Rings, No's big break came when he was cast as the star of Dr. No Means No!, an educational action movie about harassment.

    :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

    Great stuff
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Thanks for the link....funny stuff!!! :))
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