AJB: The Motion Picture

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  • darenhatdarenhat The Old PuebloPosts: 2,029Quartermasters
    What's the rating on this? Is this going to be a movie I can take my kids to?
  • Moore Not LessMoore Not Less Posts: 1,095MI6 Agent
    Off course. Any good production needs a hero, a villain and a leading lady. Naturally, with my incredibly good looks, charm, suaveness and wit I am the only suitable candidate to play the hero.

    As for the villain. It's got to be Hardy, especially considering his ruthlessness at closing topics. I'd love the chance to kill him off.

    As for the leading lady. I will have to have numerous and very thorough love scenes with each of the candidates before I can decide which of them I prefer as my leading lady. And as you are the director Alex, you will be watching my technique and learning from the master.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,418Chief of Staff
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    Colin Ferrell as Moonraker5

    Only with more swearing and drinking ;)
    I just noticed this! Cheeky &%$€!

    You know, M5 - I actually thought I'd gotten away with that comment ;)

    Should I expect the boys to be sent round in the morning ? :))
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  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,882Chief of Staff
    As for the villain. It's got to be Hardy, especially considering his ruthlessness at closing topics. I'd love the chance to kill him off.

    Sorry--I've seen the script, and I'm one of the good guys. The film is based on an incident from several years ago (a few people here will remember it) when the evil hacker "11 11" attempted to destroy AJB, and he was hunted down like the dog he was. I have it on very good authority that "11 11" will be portrayed by none other than Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens, who's been spending a lot of time in adult theaters to whip himself into shape for the role.

    As for Jon Stewart as me. . .now you're talking my language. But my fans over on rooneynothardyboy.com are less than thrilled. They're posting unflattering images of Stewart in such movies as Big Daddy, Half Baked, and The Faculty, and they are NOT pretty to behold!
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  • scottmu65scottmu65 Carlisle, Cumbria, UKPosts: 402MI6 Agent
    shame to see i;m not featured, perhaps i could cameo as an evil art genius! lol!

    Played by Danie Craig of course, he's the only one!
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  • Pierce Brosnan335Pierce Brosnan335 Posts: 46MI6 Agent
    I'd loved to have a camoe in this. LOL
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    edited December 2006
    Alex wrote:
    And intoducing JennyFlexFan as Rogue Agent :D

    Now this is a movie I gotta see....almost as good as

    Robert Davi as JennyFlexFan

    And Woody Allen as Rogue Agent

    Now, for that plot.

    Dun Dun dun dun dun....De dee dee dee dee dee...

    Heeeere they are, our AJB superhero's flying high above the clouds watching for things like spamming, bashing, and heaven forbid, double posting....

    OK, im no screenwriter....
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,698MI6 Agent
    Hardyboy wrote:
    As for the villain. It's got to be Hardy, especially considering his ruthlessness at closing topics. I'd love the chance to kill him off.

    Sorry--I've seen the script, and I'm one of the good guys. The film is based on an incident from several years ago (a few people here will remember it) when the evil hacker "11 11" attempted to destroy AJB, and he was hunted down like the dog he was. I have it on very good authority that "11 11" will be portrayed by none other than Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens, who's been spending a lot of time in adult theaters to whip himself into shape for the role.

    As for Jon Stewart as me. . .now you're talking my language. But my fans over on rooneynothardyboy.com are less than thrilled. They're posting unflattering images of Stewart in such movies as Big Daddy, Half Baked, and The Faculty, and they are NOT pretty to behold!


    So it's based on a true story. They always make the best movies. Hopefully there's no added fluff. I'll only see this movie if it's hard hitting and gritty.
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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent Speeding in the Tumbler...Posts: 3,676MI6 Agent
    edited December 2006
    0064 wrote:
    Robert Davi as JennyFlexFan

    And Woody Allen as Rogue Agent

    Now, for that plot.



    As much as I enjoy the Wood-Man's pictures, I am nowhere near that old, 0064. I haven't even started greying yet. :))

    And JFF isn't gritty enough for Robert Davi to emulate him. Stop it with these asinine suggestions for me... X-( :))


    But since you're looking for that one actor that captures your essence, 0064...how about...Rick Moranis? :D
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  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    I've played golf with Rick Moranis's son. Nice guy.
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Hilarious! Who would play me?
    I gathered, based on another Off-Topic thread, that Ron Jeremy was ideal for this role. ;)
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Jason Biggs might be a good choice to play Dan Same.
    :o I don't know wether to be flattered or insulted. I hope that you didn't choose him because of certain events in a certain film (which I won't mention since this is a family site.) :D
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  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    Mr Martini wrote:
    So it's based on a true story. They always make the best movies. Hopefully there's no added fluff. I'll only see this movie if it's hard hitting and gritty.
    You will be pleasantly suprised.

    No deviation from script, no alteration of character, and no embellishment of fact. In short, a true story. Of course there will be a few women in bikinis and some beefcake for the ladies. This will be done, as already mentioned, tastefully as possible.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,418Chief of Staff
    Alex wrote:
    Of course there will be a few women in bikinis and some beefcake for the ladies. This will be done, as already mentioned, tastefully as possible.

    :# Spoilsport !
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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent Speeding in the Tumbler...Posts: 3,676MI6 Agent
    edited December 2006
    Dan Same wrote:
    Jason Biggs might be a good choice to play Dan Same.
    :o I don't know wether to be flattered or insulted.



    Saving Silverman... :D


    Up to you...
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  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,988Quartermasters
    Alex wrote:
    Of course there will be a few women in bikinis and some beefcake for the ladies. This will be done, as already mentioned, tastefully as possible.

    I suspect this is where I come in... :(|) ;)
    Alex wrote:
    David Hasselhoff as Loeffelholz

    Ah, the curses of objectification...I have a mind, you know! :D

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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,239MI6 Agent
    JFF can be played by Alison Doody....

    (S)he can sit in front of a mirror and play with himself all day... :))
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  • MrsDallowayMrsDalloway Posts: 79MI6 Agent
    Alex wrote:
    Of course, there will be a few women in bikinis...


    Ooh, goody! Can't wait for my fitting...
  • General_OurumovGeneral_Ourumov United KingdomPosts: 861MI6 Agent
    You'd need one of those crusty old British actors to play me. Alas, there's just no real talent around these days:- well not enough to play me, anyway. I see myself as a brilliant cross between Ray Milland and Robert Preston....

    :)) ;)
  • Tee HeeTee Hee CBT Headquarters: Chicago, ILPosts: 917MI6 Agent
    May I suggest, if the words "Ass" or "Arse" make it into the script that you use an actor/actress with an appropriate accent so that we can distinguish between the two. Thanks! :))
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    -Roger Moore
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    JFF can be played by Alison Doody....

    (S)he can sit in front of a mirror and play with himself all day... :))

    Ha... ha... I'm laughing hysterically. ;)

    But NP brings up a good point, since everyone THOUGHT I was a woman, for the first half I should be played by Alison and the second by... I don't know, someone help me out.
  • jetsetwillyjetsetwilly Liverpool, UKPosts: 1,048MI6 Agent
    But NP brings up a good point, since everyone THOUGHT I was a woman, for the first half I should be played by Alison and the second by... I don't know, someone help me out.

    RuPaul? Jaye Davison? Lily Savage?
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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent Speeding in the Tumbler...Posts: 3,676MI6 Agent
    JFF can be played by Alison Doody....

    (S)he can sit in front of a mirror and play with himself all day... :))

    Ha... ha... I'm laughing hysterically. ;)

    But NP brings up a good point, since everyone THOUGHT I was a woman, for the first half I should be played by Alison and the second by... I don't know, someone help me out.


    Oh, God! :#

    "Guess again, daddiiiieee! JFF is my name...don't you wear it out..."



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  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    RogueAgent wrote:
    0064 wrote:
    Robert Davi as JennyFlexFan

    And Woody Allen as Rogue Agent

    Now, for that plot.



    As much as I enjoy the Wood-Man's pictures, I am nowhere near that old, 0064. I haven't even started greying yet. :))

    And JFF isn't gritty enough for Robert Davi to emulate him. Stop it with these asinine suggestions for me... X-( :))


    But since you're looking for that one actor that captures your essence, 0064...how about...Rick Moranis? :D

    I chose Davi for JFF, because we all know how much JFF like him....

    Rick Moranis....uh huh...ok...
  • PendragonPendragon ColoradoPosts: 2,640MI6 Agent
    hey hey hey guys...what about me? BTW, this thread cracks me up!

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