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Dench as M: "Well done 007. You completed your mission and saved many innocent lives. I'm so sorry for doubting you."

"Morning Felix. Sorry about the leg. Skiing?"

"I could be a millionaire, if I had the money" Clifford T Ward

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(Bond mumbling to himself in the Bahamas)
I hate these oversea assignments ,these local tv stations never show eastenders

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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(Q demonstrating the new car to Bond)

Q= what ever you do Bond do not press that red button,
B = why is that?
Q = if you do ,it will turn the passenger seat into a fully functioning   Chinese cooking utensil
B=your joking.
Q= I never joke about my wok Bond

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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(Bond (Brosnan) in Ms office)

m= your a misogynistic dinosaur Bond a product of the cold war
B=  up yours

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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"There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets, this is the latter."

(Breaking through the 4th wall) "Get that you sad costumey stalkers? THE.... LATTER, not 'Vallata'!"

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"Not tonight, James. I'm on my period."

"Better luck next time... slugheads!"

1. GoldenEye  2. Goldfinger  3. Skyfall  4. OHMSS  5. TWINE

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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Q:"007, there are some receipts missing from your expense report.... About 1,700 of them."

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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To be honest Mr Bond, you're just not my type. You're a bit too full of yourself.

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"My name is Kabibble, Ish Kabibble. But around here we all go by the code name James Bond."

"Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."

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It looks awfully difficult, ............. OH Bloody hell it is !!!

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"And it's now I recall some poetry, from Tennyson I believe;

We were on the good ship Venus......"

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"As La Rochefoucault once observed..."

Oh wait, sorry!

Hilly...you old devil!

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It's not the first time I've thumbed an old Balzac,  I love French literature !

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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moneypenny= James you have a hole in your jacket,would you like me to repair it?
Bond=you forget moneypenny I was head of the sewing and knitting club at Cambridge

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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"You''ll have to watch out for Jaundice, 007"
"Who's he?"

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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M - you cant resign Bond,this isn't  a dam country club,
B - well transfer me to CI5 instead
(my tribute to Bodie)

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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Camille: "Oh Shems, you 'ave Mathis's blood all over your zoot!"
Bond: "Yes, but when I get home I'll wash it at 40 degrees with biological powder and a little conditioner and it should come out".

Bond: "A gun and a radio. Not exactly Christmas, is it?"
Q: "Well bearing in mind you will have lost the gun by this time tomorrow, and you won't use the radio until after you really, really need it, I'd say it is".

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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James I'm so scared

Yes, darling I had noticed. You couldn't be a love and crack open a window !

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"Any questions 007?"

"Only one Q; why doesn't it smell when I cough and fart at the same time?"

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ich habe ein auto reseviert (Brosnan)

is that how you say it

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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"Does this thing come with an instruction manual, Q?"

"Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."

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Oh I'm afraid the Aston has had its day. Here's your new transport, the G-wiz

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"Ah fräulein Bunt, which do you prefer, pink or brown?"

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" Expelliarmus, Mr Bond "

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”