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As I spend a lot of time here at AJB007, ( far too much, many would argue  ajb007/crap  ).
I've decided to open a virtual pub " The Silencer and bra strap " in keeping
with our heros two interests, " Gals and guns "  ajb007/lol
  There's the public bar ( where ordinary members hang out ) and the private
function room " Blades ". ( a bit more up market, with high backed leather
Chairs, for the Mods  ajb007/wink , so they can peer over their copies of The Times, if
Things get a bit boisterous  ajb007/lol  )
   So if anyone pops in and wants to say hi or shoot the breeze, I' ll be here
Cleaning tables and spitting in the glasses.  ajb007/lol
Now off to get that order of  The Macallan Whisky unloaded.

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Bit empty in here at the Moment TP? Bottle of Crabbies for me  ajb007/martini

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Your Barred !!  ajb007/lol    ajb007/lol    ajb007/lol   ( only joking )  ajb007/wink

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Ginger Beer not strong enough for you?  ajb007/lol

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It's ok in a dirty glass.  ajb007/biggrin

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol I know it's not to everybody's Taste.

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Stick some vodka in it and you get a Moscow mule.

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Ginger Ale and Vodka  ajb007/martini

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The famous five used to drink.lashings of the stuff. ajb007/wink

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ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini

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I'm ordering a Cola Zero with ice, stirred not shaken. It still doesn't sound Bondian, but it tastes good and refreshing, methinks.

Do you remember a game children used to play, where you had a handfull of wooden sticks the size of knitting needles? You drop the sticks on the table, and the sticks end up in a right mess. Then you had to pick them off the table one by one without the rest of the sticks moving? You could use a magnet or one of the sticks you have already lifted off the table. I don't even remember what it's called in my language, much less in English.

A couple of years ago we had a Christmas hurricane. The forrest still looks like God almighty has dropped his wooden sticks there, and we are playing the sticks game with chainsaws (Stilh MS 200, TP  ajb007/cool and a winch with a cable on the back of the tractor. Just like the children's game it's vital that you calculate very carefully before you move a "stick" and consider how it will effect the other "sticks". The domino effect played out with trees is not what we want to experience. This is not my normal job, but I find it interesting for now.

That was my pub story for today. Have any of you done anything worth mentioning lately?

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I remember the game ( in black and white for some reason )  ajb007/wink
And making a " Draughts" set out of old beer bottle tops  ajb007/lol
The Stilh MS 200, is a nice machine  ajb007/martini   on the subject of
Tractors, my wife is a farmers daughter, and I remember the
Fun I had coming up with excuses  ( not to help out, round the
Farm. As I'm allergic to manual labour  ajb007/lol . Finally settled on
Having hayfever )  ajb007/cheers
  This week I did end up a local mountain to do some active shots
For a company selling baby slings. Which I hadn't expected.  ajb007/smile

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'Struggle' up the Mountain TP?  ajb007/wink

Just sat in the Garden once I got back from Work  ajb007/martini

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"Struggle " never !, that's what four wheel drive is for, a nice lady
in a Range Rover chauffeured me up there.  ajb007/lol

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Mrs TP?  ajb007/lol

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Hullo Barkeep!

I'll have a Crabbes Ginger Raspberry, small amount of ice please. Too hot today.

Hullo 24, you are right sticking off the booze for something more quenching, me too. Get him another Zero on me would you please Pussy? Your Sticks story reminds me of the human scale version of Chess in The Prisoner. Facinating, and sounds like you have to be very focuswd when playing it!

Nothing exciting, but I have een tinkering with my Sunday walk. I have now expanded it to include the Ashton Court estate here in Bristol. Its an impressive property in its own right lovely gardens and a small deer park too. Just right for cycling as well, and they encourage biking. I am looking forward to that. (Notes now empty glass.)

PUSSY!? Same again please?

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Is this a non- Smoking Pub?

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No not Mrs TP, AOS.  ajb007/wink

Now TB2, they encourage, walking, biking, how about Dog .......... Walking ?

Yes, we uphold all EU laws here as I was telling that  Farage
Bloke the other day.  ajb007/biggrin

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Evening all! After such a long day in the office and as its so nice outside, I think I'll have a pint of Stella and sit in your lovely beer garden, TP. Will you join me? have one for yourself too.

Nothing much happened today but I'm off on holiday in a couple if weeks, will be my first proper break since September (not counting a couple of days at Christmas) and I can't wait.

Anyone care to Join me for another pint?  ajb007/smile

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Pint sounds good mate  ajb007/cheers

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If it's not a secret, are you going anywhere for your holidays or
Just taking some time off, C&D ?
Also should I put my shirt back on, as I feel the " Topless " bar
Look isn't for me.  Too many people objectifying my body.  ajb007/biggrin

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(Chokes heavily into his third Ginger Raspberry, forcing AlphaOm to pat him heavily on the back)

Its the tattoo  "Pussy by name, not by nature" I am having a hard time with! That must have hurt!
Oh and Ashton Court is owned by the council, so Dog Walking is permitted, and not what you meant!  ajb007/biggrin

I'll join you C&D, the evening bird song is very nice near the oak tree.

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Hello gents...a pint of lager for me too please!

Mind if I join you C&d in the beer garden? Far too hot to be inside, and I'm not appreciating Inglebert on the jukebox tp!  ajb007/lol  *puts money in and chooses rockafella skank by fat boy slim  ajb007/cool

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Right, there's a lady present so whatch your Language,..........  and the same goes for the blokes.  ajb007/lol

In case anyone is interested here's a rejected shot from earlier this week.

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It was a nightmare to keep getting the Captain, to put his ship in the right place.  ajb007/lol

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Oh eck, here come the Drunks  ajb007/lol

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