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Topic: The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

Here's a game I've seen on other message boards that is really entertaining.  Each person writes seven words per post, alternating with other members, to create a cohesive story.  It's usually quite humorous.  So I thought it might be fun to try to create a Bond adventure seven words at a time, going through the PTS, theme song, Q scene, villain encounter, finale, etc.....

Get it?

Rules:
Each post contains ONLY 7 words.  (If you feel the need to set the mood, locale etc... use parenthesis)  <---- like this.
Cannot post twice in a row.
Make it hilarious.  Deliver a punchline, or set up a punchline for the next member.




I'll start:

(Opening PTS in a remote cabin in the Swiss Alps)

Agent 007 wakes up startled to see........

Last edited by TheWorldIsEnough (4th Feb 2016 02:46)

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The bald head on the neighbouring pillow.........

My name has changed! I’m no longer dufus......now I’m DB6

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Of his latest conquest Dr Madeline swann

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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She smilled, rolling her eyes at him

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"good morning" said bond "do you fancy........

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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... Some scrambled eggs and strong coffee  Darling ?

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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" I fancy a full english" she replied

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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"Haven't you had enough English, this morning ?"

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Suddenly, the bedroom window shattered!  It was........

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Some kids having a snowball fight outside

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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"Quick, move the Aston Martin from outside"

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Suddenly bond noticed the odd looking snowball....

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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...and you must always avoid yellow snow.

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"Duty calls, Madeline", Bond said rubbing her....

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...white dress. "Damn coffee stains are hard....."

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Funny you mention being Hard, said Bond.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"Yes, that's how I like my eggs"

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Surley unfertilised, would be a better condition.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Given that we are both on benefits!

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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Let's get dressed and get outta here.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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To the Bondmobile Miss Swann, let's go.

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The DB5 glinted in the Mediterranean sun.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Madeline it's cold put your wig on
(in ref to #2....for the continuity and plotholes seekers)

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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"It's one of Sir Sean's old ones "

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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if only we had the db5 here....

It was either that.....or the priesthood