The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... colouring book and a pen ! Wait here.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Ooo! Thomas the Tank Engine! My favorite!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    This is being issued to all 00s.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    It's a new watch with a built-in....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... buzzsaw, magnet, laser, torch and drinks dispenser
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Here's one of our newer inventions, 007......
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... emphatic gum, leads to massive mood swings.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Also here's some fake vomit, rubber chicken......
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... we've no fart powder, but ..... none needed !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    One plane ticket to Mangofinger's last known.....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .. sighting. You're off to the island of ...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Hawaii. He's staying at the Casino Mediocre.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond's Hotel was close to the beach.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    A waterfront affectionately known as "Hepatitis Beach".
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    After his usual shower bond dressed in..
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...his nicest tuxedo print T-shirt and jeans.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ...followed by underpants. Bond's mind kept slipping...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .. Quickly adding the classic, socks and sandles.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Then someone started knocking on his door.......
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Bond opened the door, to his horror...
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    It was an unattractive woman who said.......
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Meeester Bawwnd? I've been vaiting for you
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    I'll eeescort you to the Caseeeno where.....
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    where, where, well spit it out woman
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    The table where Mangofinger plays "Go Fish".
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Mangofinger was sat at the craps table
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond noticed, Mangofinger was Crap at Craps!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Ahh, Mr. Bond," said Mangofinger, "I see........
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    You've met my transsexual assistant, please sit...
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Tell me, Mr. Bond, what do you.........
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