The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

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  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...fill out some forms before we fight."

    (Von Volkswagon floated in the shuttle while filling out the appropriate extended warrenty forms on a laptop computer. Bond floated, arms crossed, straightened his tie and let out a sigh of annoyance. Clearly, Von Volkswagon had difficulty remembering the pertinent information needed. A giant digital timer on the wall counted down the minutes to the warrenty's expiration. Sweat began to bead on everyone's foreheads. Finally as the timer neared triple zeros, Volkswagon's meaty index finger plunged down on the left mouse button hovered over the 'submit' button. Volkswagon breathed a sign of relief.... his laser was protected another year. Then he said, "Now, Mr. Bond....we fight")

    (sorry couldn't help myself :)) )
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Von Volkswagon lunged sloooowly at agent 007.

    (I broke the rules, too, with a double post)
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    Bond's fists struck out, slow but deadly........
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Much like his farts in post 50.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Volkswagon twisted Bond's nipple saying, "Purple nurple!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Luckily, it was fake and twisted off.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Squirting Tizer, like post 126, over Volkswagon.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Tit for tat, Volkswagon?" Bond quipped as....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    The shuttle plummeted to earth. Bond seized...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...the back of Volkswagon's underpants shouting "Wedgie!!"
  • Volkswagon's face bulged and turned dark purple
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He reached for the laser on the ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Discarded fake nipple and aimed it at......
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    his large white fluffy cat sitting quietly
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ....on top of the shuttle's self-destruct button.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    The cat instantly disintegrated, setting off the
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    self destruct mechanism. Bond had 90 seconds
  • stagstag Posts: 2,083MI6 Agent
    to defuse it or make his escape....
  • from the silent fart he'd just done.
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Jetpack time!" Bond grabbed Lucia and Madeline....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    silently wondering if their combined boob weight...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Is greater than Von Volkswagon's boob weight.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Thus affecting the jetpack's power:weight ratio.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "James! This is no time for arithmatic!!!!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Pouring some bourbon from his watch he ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    thought ,hmmm i must get some ice,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As he refulled his jetpack. He thought .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I really should get an oyster card .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The very thought of oysters raised his ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thoughts of Whitstable in the summer time
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
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