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Bond adjusted his tie, shot his cuff,...
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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checked his ppk was in working order
By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
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Checked if he'd been mis-sold any PPI.
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”
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Checked he still had hold of Lucia's ...
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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....purse. He approached the Scottish Power representative...
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something about this man wasn't smelling right .
By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
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He spoke with a strong Getman accent ........
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”
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Guttentag Herr Bond ,I have zurr documents
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"Herr Higgins, we meet again," said Bond.
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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Bond noticed Higgins was slowly reaching for.....
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A button on his luminous green trainers !
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Bond remembered the emphatic gum from Q.
(I'm trying to use all our gadgets and tie up plot holes 
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Unfortunately, Higgins was feeling rather, passive aggressive.
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Undeterred, Bond flung a piece into his....
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Enemy's plot hole, in an effort to...
"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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.....end his epic seven word post adventure!
(The gum hit Higgins in the face, killing him instantly. Bond turned to Lucia and Madeline and said, "Ladies, would you join me for dinner? Anything but tropical fruit". Reprise the theme song, fade to black, roll credits. As the theatre empties, the words "Seven Post James Bond Will Return" slowly crawl to the top of the screen)
THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING EVERYBODY!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I think we just wrote the screenplay for Bond #25. Let's get this sent to Barbara right away for her approval.
I think we did a great job. I had a lot of fun and we made an entire script complete with a PTS, MI6 scene, Q scene, casino scene, villain scene and finale and loads of bad jokes and puns. So many great posts had me laughing out loud like Bond waking up next to bald Madeline and Bond's gun strapped to his inner thigh.
Any thoughts on a new thread with different rules/word limits?
I'm pretty sure this is how all Bond movies are written.
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It was fun, and makes an interesting read.
“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”