The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    checked his ppk was in working order
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Checked if he'd been mis-sold any PPI.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Checked he still had hold of Lucia's ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ....purse. He approached the Scottish Power representative...
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    something about this man wasn't smelling right .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He spoke with a strong Getman accent ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Guttentag Herr Bond ,I have zurr documents
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    "Herr Higgins, we meet again," said Bond.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Bond noticed Higgins was slowly reaching for.....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A button on his luminous green trainers !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Bond remembered the emphatic gum from Q.

    (I'm trying to use all our gadgets and tie up plot holes :)) ;) :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Unfortunately, Higgins was feeling rather, passive aggressive.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Undeterred, Bond flung a piece into his....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Enemy's plot hole, in an effort to...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    .....end his epic seven word post adventure!

    (The gum hit Higgins in the face, killing him instantly. Bond turned to Lucia and Madeline and said, "Ladies, would you join me for dinner? Anything but tropical fruit". Reprise the theme song, fade to black, roll credits. As the theatre empties, the words "Seven Post James Bond Will Return" slowly crawl to the top of the screen)

    THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING EVERYBODY!

    Ladies and Gentlemen,
    I think we just wrote the screenplay for Bond #25. Let's get this sent to Barbara right away for her approval.

    I think we did a great job. I had a lot of fun and we made an entire script complete with a PTS, MI6 scene, Q scene, casino scene, villain scene and finale and loads of bad jokes and puns. So many great posts had me laughing out loud like Bond waking up next to bald Madeline and Bond's gun strapped to his inner thigh. :))

    Any thoughts on a new thread with different rules/word limits?

    I'm pretty sure this is how all Bond movies are written. :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) It was fun, and makes an interesting read.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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