Vargas Is actually one of the world's leading shark ticklers, his technique involves tickling the sharks around their gills to subdue them and intice them into a nirvana like trance, he the guides them gently to the disco volante where they are winched through the secret trap doors and transported to Palmyra. This is what Largo first employed him for due to the golden grotto sharks being particularly susceptible to vargas silky touch.
Vargas says tickling a shark is better than sex and you get far wetter so he gives the ladies and lads a miss!
Unfortunately as Largo has no room for more sharks vargos had to become a henchman, he missed the silencer speed screwing for henchman class, prefering a tickle while watching Largo play with dominoes.
Last edited by Chriscoop (9th Jun 2016 07:52)
It was either that.....or the priesthood
