Topic: What can Vargas do ?
Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.
What do you do, Vargas? ........
Any suggestions to help old Vargas out ?
Any Hobbies, or past times that AJBers can
Recommend ....... or encourage ?
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Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.
What do you do, Vargas? ........
Any suggestions to help old Vargas out ?
Any Hobbies, or past times that AJBers can
Recommend ....... or encourage ?
He could paint pictures of glamourous, scantily-clad pin-up girls.
He can't screw a silencer on very quickly that's for sure!
Painting ? Very relaxing, as for his problems with the silencer, perhaps something to help
hand to eye coordination .......... model making perhaps, I remember many haply hours alone
in my bed room . My hands moving like lighting , the excitement, the sticky fingers ! ....... then
finally .... My Hawker Hurricane was finished !
Vargas Is actually one of the world's leading shark ticklers, his technique involves tickling the sharks around their gills to subdue them and intice them into a nirvana like trance, he the guides them gently to the disco volante where they are winched through the secret trap doors and transported to Palmyra. This is what Largo first employed him for due to the golden grotto sharks being particularly susceptible to vargas silky touch.
Vargas says tickling a shark is better than sex and you get far wetter so he gives the ladies and lads a miss!
Unfortunately as Largo has no room for more sharks vargos had to become a henchman, he missed the silencer speed screwing for henchman class, prefering a tickle while watching Largo play with dominoes.
Last edited by Chriscoop (9th Jun 2016 07:52)
He could paint pictures of glamourous, scantily-clad pin-up girls.
very good, it took me a moment before I got that one!
Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love. But secretly he's a gambler and enjoys vegetarian food. So maybe the vegan Vargas goes to Vegas for his vices?
Actually C&D, he was most ordinary until Vargas's veganism and Vegas vagaries visited.
Loved that! I've added a bit to "Ye Ball Of Thunder" based on that.
Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.
What do you do, Vargas? ........![]()
Any suggestions to help old Vargas out ?
Any Hobbies, or past times that AJBers can
Recommend ....... or encourage ?
I suggest Vargas takes up Rugby or Dancing and works on his side step. If he can master either profession he may not be pinned up against a tree - you get my point
Yes I hate being "pinned down"
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