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Topic: What can Vargas do ?

Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.
What do you do, Vargas? ........  ajb007/smile

Any suggestions to help old Vargas out ?
Any Hobbies, or past times that AJBers can
Recommend  ....... or encourage  ?

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‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Re: What can Vargas do ?

He could paint pictures of glamourous, scantily-clad pin-up girls.

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Re: What can Vargas do ?

He can't screw a silencer on very quickly that's for sure!

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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Re: What can Vargas do ?

Painting ?  Very relaxing,  as for his problems with the silencer,  perhaps something  to help
hand to eye coordination  .......... model  making perhaps,  I remember many haply hours alone
in my bed room . My hands moving like lighting , the excitement,  the sticky fingers !  ....... then
finally  .... My Hawker Hurricane  was finished !

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Re: What can Vargas do ?

Vargas Is actually one of the world's leading shark ticklers, his technique involves tickling the sharks around their gills to subdue them and intice them into a nirvana like trance, he the guides them gently to the disco volante where they are winched through the secret trap doors and transported to Palmyra.  This is what Largo first employed him for due to the golden grotto sharks being particularly susceptible to vargas silky touch.
Vargas says tickling a shark is better than sex and you get far wetter so he gives the ladies and lads a miss!
Unfortunately as Largo has no room for more sharks vargos had to become a henchman, he missed the silencer speed screwing for henchman class, prefering a tickle while watching Largo play with dominoes.

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It was either that.....or the priesthood

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Re: What can Vargas do ?

The Domino Effect wrote:

He could paint pictures of glamourous, scantily-clad pin-up girls.

ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  very good, it took me a moment before I got that one!

Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love. But secretly he's a gambler and enjoys vegetarian food. So maybe the vegan Vargas goes to Vegas for his vices?  ajb007/biggrin

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Re: What can Vargas do ?

Actually C&D, he was most ordinary until Vargas's veganism and Vegas vagaries visited.

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Re: What can Vargas do ?

ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  Loved that! I've added a bit to "Ye Ball Of Thunder" based on that.

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Re: What can Vargas do ?

Thunderpussy wrote:

Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.
What do you do, Vargas? ........  ajb007/smile

Any suggestions to help old Vargas out ?
Any Hobbies, or past times that AJBers can
Recommend  ....... or encourage  ?

I suggest Vargas takes up Rugby or Dancing and works on his side step.  If he can master either profession he may not be pinned up against a tree - you get my point  ajb007/wink  ajb007/martini

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Re: What can Vargas do ?

Yes  ajb007/biggrin  I hate being "pinned down"

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