A really, really stupid question about the World Cup...

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    For excitement, heart pounding, and high blood pressure
    It has to be Women's beach volleyball. ! :D
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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,030MI6 Agent
    Now you know why I take a daily walk down to the beach :))
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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,292MI6 Agent
    I have a idea for future world cups . I might even write to the FA . My idea is to do away with penalties . We all hate them . And if it's a draw then the team that has most yellow cards because of their low down cheating shirt pulling filthy antics loses ,This will cut out the help my I'm dying rolling around on the floor trying to cheat at the stroke of a pen

    Only problem then is refs need to be more consistent and the diving will prob be increased to con the ref into booking a player.

    Bizarre thing about yesterdays game is that Colombia looked good from the 70th min onwards when they finally decided to play and stop taking players out :))
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,238MI6 Agent
    I suppose it might be worse had So-called Islamic State fielded a team and gone on to qualify...

    Not sure England would fare well in that shoot-out... :#

    Agree about welshboy78; Colombia lost on penalties twice really, had they not been keen to foul all the time their goal in open play would have been the winner - unless of course you count all the times England might have scored but always got taken down I suppose.

    Still can't say England look like Finalists really and to a neutral that was possibly the most boring of the recent matches.

    That said I am mighty grateful we don't have a World Cup song or World Cup Evening Comedy Show to deal with this time round.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    welshboy78 wrote:
    I have a idea for future world cups . I might even write to the FA . My idea is to do away with penalties . We all hate them . And if it's a draw then the team that has most yellow cards because of their low down cheating shirt pulling filthy antics loses ,This will cut out the help my I'm dying rolling around on the floor trying to cheat at the stroke of a pen

    Only problem then is refs need to be more consistent and the diving will prob be increased to con the ref into booking a player.

    Bizarre thing about yesterdays game is that Colombia looked good from the 70th min onwards when they finally decided to play and stop taking players out :))

    I suspect that most of the game's biggest divers are quite capable of playing honest football, there's just no incentive for them to do so (I love the fact that FIFA pretty much eliminated people taking their shirts off in celebration when they score a goal but have still made no inroads when it comes to referees being surrounded and intimidated or players trying to con red and yellow cards for their opponents). I remember when Jurgen Klinsmann signed for Spurs. He was a completely different player for Tottenham than we'd seen before because he knew that - at that time - English refs were far more strict about diving than those he'd played with previously. He was a reasonably sure-footed player for Spurs and yet still just as good as he'd been before which does suggest that most players are quite capable of keeping their feet when told to!
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    I'm not sure I can deal with Saturday either. Football on screen is the mortal enemy of bands playing in pubs. :(


    I missed the first part of the England match because I was in a Toby Carvery (don't judge me) and this particular one has a huge TV in the drinking area ... it is always on but on that night for some inexplicable reason it was off. I wondered if it was a deliberate decision by manager.
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Lady Rose wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    I'm not sure I can deal with Saturday either. Football on screen is the mortal enemy of bands playing in pubs. :(


    I missed the first part of the England match because I was in a Toby Carvery (don't judge me) and this particular one has a huge TV in the drinking area ... it is always on but on that night for some inexplicable reason it was off. I wondered if it was a deliberate decision by manager.
    Probably didn’t want the carnage that would follow if we won :D
    Though based on past history he need not have worried - except this time they pulled it out the bag! So probably a wise choice.

    Cheers :007)
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I must say that so far the tournament has been great .the stadiums look well kept and the pitches look perfect. I saw an interview with some England fans , and they said their travel/visits/etc had been trouble free , with no signs of marauding Russian fans beating people up . Every one they said had been most welcoming . I'm sure our gutter press would revel in taking photos of England fans fighting . But all seems quiet and good natured , But with out being blinkered I'm sure Mr Putin has made it very clear ,that if there is any trouble from his countrymen , they can't expect a very long stint in the Gulag .Hmmm sounds like a good idea for Britain . If you commit crime Ie like this spate of moped ram raiding . You can expect 20 years in the Scrubs
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    I must say that so far the tournament has been great .the stadiums look well kept and the pitches look perfect. I saw an interview with some England fans , and they said their travel/visits/etc had been trouble free , with no signs of marauding Russian fans beating people up . Every one they said had been most welcoming . I'm sure our gutter press would revel in taking photos of England fans fighting . But all seems quiet and good natured , But with out being blinkered I'm sure Mr Putin has made it very clear ,that if there is any trouble from his countrymen , they can't expect a very long stint in the Gulag .Hmmm sounds like a good idea for Britain . If you commit crime Ie like this spate of moped ram raiding . You can expect 20 years in the Scrubs
    That my dear boy is called punishment - we are all about rehab these days. It’s more user friendly - but sadly less of a deterrent :D

    Most Russians I have met are lovely people - let’s face it for decades we sat either side of a wall expecting the other would throw a nuke. It never happened and now globalisation, the internet and football (among other sports) have broken down many of those barriers :D

    Could almost say the world was at peace were it not for the latest shernanigans in Aylesbury :D

    Cheers :007)
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,417Chief of Staff
    I'm sure Mr Putin has made it very clear ,that if there is any trouble from his countrymen , they can't expect a very long stint in the Gulag...

    Putin instructed the FSB to visit the ‘football thugs’ and ‘ask’ them to either leave the country or stay indoors during the World Cup...looks like it worked :D

    Can’t wait for 3pm Saturday...and the match...Chester v Liverpool -{
    YNWA 97
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,701MI6 Agent
    I bet it's not the first or last time the FSB asks football hooligans to do what Putin wants them to do.
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    I know lots of Russians (none ex-KGB or current-FSB as far as I'm aware!), and they are indeed a great bunch. Great senses of humour, love of culture (classical music, literature and booze!) and just all around great sorts. It's very hard to compare them to what Putin and his pals get up to. I don't raise Putin with them as I don't want to be disappointed if they admit to loving him, and I don't want to upset them if they hate him!
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Anyway judging by the amount of fans that are in Russia from all over the world .there doesn't seem to be a shortage of money around , and we keep getting told "oh but there's a world recession on etc etc "some one isn't telling the truth X-( X-(
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Congratulations to England, it was a great game today {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,030MI6 Agent
    Wow what a night! Most of the good people in the clubhouse from all over the world have started to root for England when their own countries have been knocked out and we have been singing Three Lions Football’s Coming Home joyously. Can’t wait until Wednesday {[]
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Funny how it's only European teams left in the cup , I would bet the great man himself Pele , would have been ashamed of Brazil's dismal performance last night, now if they spent more time showing off their undoubted football skills .than shirt pulling , cheating and general acting like a bunch of tarts , oh ref he broke my finger nail now I'm going to die ,they might have won , Now the Brazil team of the Mexico World Cup now that was a team , they were the masters of football ,this lot belong in RADA .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,417Chief of Staff
    Funny how it's only European teams left in the cup , I would bet the great man himself Pele , would have been ashamed of Brazil's dismal performance last night, now if they spent more time showing off their undoubted football skills .than shirt pulling , cheating and general acting like a bunch of tarts , oh ref he broke my finger nail now I'm going to die ,they might have won , Now the Brazil team of the Mexico World Cup now that was a team , they were the masters of football ,this lot belong in RADA .

    Harsh, every team has players that dive or make the most of the slightest touch....and Brazil were denied a stonewall penalty...

    Great game today though...very proud of the players...Chester 0 Liverpool 7 -{
    YNWA 97
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Yes Sir Miles I totally agree about the penalty . There was no doubt about it , but as the pundits said after the game , they only had them selves to blame , the ref thought "oh here we go again another claim for a non existent penalty ,only got them selves to blame
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,417Chief of Staff
    Yes Sir Miles I totally agree about the penalty . There was no doubt about it , but as the pundits said after the game , they only had them selves to blame , the ref thought "oh here we go again another claim for a non existent penalty ,only got them selves to blame

    That argument just doesn’t make any sense though...VAR clearly showed it was a penalty - as all the pundits pointed out...so why are they having to blame themselves...? ?:) ...it was the fault of VAR and of the referee - that’s 100% clear...
    Having said that, I can’t stand all the ‘theatrics’...VAR should be used to clamp down on this too.
    YNWA 97
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,292MI6 Agent
    Neymar cried wolf so many times that its hard to have sympathy for Brazil when one was finally valid.

    I know they are all at it these days but Neymar has been on a different level this World Cup and should be ashamed of himself. Reminds me of the famous Rivaldo hit in the face by a ball / gunned down act when the ball hit him on the knee :))

    The referees have been hounded in many matches to a crazy extent. A red card would quickly put a stop to that. One game was delayed for donkeys the other day whilst the ref was being surrounded / hassled / grabbed. Disgraceful behavior but FIFA no doubt wont let the ref act on it at a World Cup game.
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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Here we have an expression used about the very smartest football players:"He knows were the goal is."
    Is that praise or something simular used in other countries?

    Not in Australia that I know of. In the 70's in particular soccer players here were referred to as 'Sheilas, Wogs and Poofters' which was the title of a biography written by the late Johnny Warren about soccer in Australia. Fortunately those expressions are rarely heard these days and soccer is one of the biggest participating and followed sports in the country. Political correctness has also helped in this regard and if you do get heard using similar disparaging comments you are a chance of being ejected from the ground, having your membership torn up or even worse be forced to listen to Justin Bieber non stop for a week. ;)
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    It's the simplest thing to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,030MI6 Agent
    As someone who was 10 in 1966 I think this is the best World Cup ever for entertaining matches.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,417Chief of Staff
    welshboy78 wrote:
    Neymar cried wolf so many times that its hard to have sympathy for Brazil when one was finally valid.

    But the foul wasn’t on Neymar ?:) unless you feel it’s valid to punish his teammates because of him?
    welshboy78 wrote:
    I know they are all at it these days but Neymar has been on a different level this World Cup and should be ashamed of himself. Reminds me of the famous Rivaldo hit in the face by a ball / gunned down act when the ball hit him on the knee :))

    I agree 100%
    He should have been yellow carded for some of them, as should other players.
    welshboy78 wrote:
    The referees have been hounded in many matches to a crazy extent. A red card would quickly put a stop to that. One game was delayed for donkeys the other day whilst the ref was being surrounded / hassled / grabbed. Disgraceful behavior but FIFA no doubt wont let the ref act on it at a World Cup game.

    They way the Colombian players harassed the referee after he gave the penalty in the England match was disgraceful...he should have booked some of them or at least FIFA should hand out retrospective fines. Not that I have any faith in FIFA 8-) they fined a team £50,000 because a player wore ‘trusox’ but only fined another £22,000 for their fans racist chants :o
    YNWA 97
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I've just seen a clip of the great Gordon Banks famous off the line save against Brazil in 1970 (I was 11) now that was a save ,and Brazil , that was a team , but I think Pickfords penalty save will go on to be a great , now as cheeky 11 year olds we would go into the local sweet shop and ask the man if he had World Cup willy .For those of you not old enough to remember WCW was the England Lion mascot , oh how we laughed then ,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,238MI6 Agent
    It's surprising to see players surround the referee.

    After all, more than one person in a protest in Russia and you can get arrested.
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  • welshguy34welshguy34 Posts: 219MI6 Agent
    Hope for a good final tomorrow. France to just edge it I think.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,030MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I have a stupid question: when does it end? :v

    They think it’s all over..........it is now.
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