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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    ... birdie, you bastard...

    (Not you, TP! :)) )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Now, now, now, Mr Bond, you must learn to be absolutely calm before we can accept you back into polite society.

    ( :)) I've been called worse )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    Oh heavens, no. I'd be lost at sea... adrift.

    (Ain't we all! :D )
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,154MI6 Agent
    At least you won't have to swim ashore.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    Well, I've had quite a bit of practice.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,154MI6 Agent
    It is a painful process, I'm afraid, but...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … there's only one small problem. I have no swimming trunks.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    I know a good tailor in...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ….. need of some soft lighting.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    The most astonishing thing happened, didn't you notice? He wasn't there anymore. He had gone, even though he was...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … everywhere. He's everywhere! He's at a bar with your friends, he's having dinner with your kids, he's in bed with your lover!
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    I doubt if she'll remember.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Do you remember when you first came here, how you hated .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,154MI6 Agent
    ...Miss Goodnight?
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Madame always makes one feel so welcome!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,154MI6 Agent
    That's a laugh. Everybody knows...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... she has ears like an elephant.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    Yes, with a face like a pig.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Its a shame because she's really quite stunning once you get...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    ...into my comfortable office, we will bring you the urn. I'm so happy you chose...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … these two great red porphyry columns, stolen and brought from Egypt. In front of them, alabaster urn was brought from Bergama, a famous historical city near Smyrna. Dates back from...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    ...nine months ago. At over a million tons, it's the largest...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... baby....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    ...ever born to live. She was captured near Nairobi, South Africa, and is believed to be....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … in the harbour, off the Casino Channel. The catamaran too, so we can use her for...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    ...something which Baines obviously discovered. You're going to show me the spot where Baines' body was found. That, I'm afraid, only leaves us tonight to...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    … Take the position of the first submarine and pass it on to ……..
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,292Chief of Staff
    ...a common thief. A disgrace to the....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    …. exemplar of British fortitude.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Suppose the inside man, the one who switched King's lapel pin, turned out to be an inside woman.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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