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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... which emits an extraordinary light, unknown in nature. It can project a spot on the moon. Or at closer range, cut through solid metal. I will...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,313Chief of Staff
    ...arrest you, drop you off at the jail and take you to the plane in chains- understand?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    All I have to know before we leave is... what goes on back there in voodoo land.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,313Chief of Staff
    That is a security matter and cannot be discussed.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    All right. Change of tack. - Have some of my conch chowder.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,313Chief of Staff
    Look, you don't owe me a thing. I think you're in some sort of trouble, would you like to talk about it?
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    As soon as I finish this delicious lunch that Nick Nack has...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... remanded in custardy...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...with an extra pear of...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,313Chief of Staff
    ...heroin-flavoured bananas to...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...open your mind to the virtues of nutrition, proper exercise, meditation, and, hopefully, spiritual enlightenment. I'd like you to see the...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... "Children of the Sea". At the beginning of every June, when the sea is warm after the winter and the diving begins, every person on the island forms into a procession and we go to the Six Guardians and sing to them to make them happy and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,313Chief of Staff
    ...they will call me a genius and give me...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...ego, and that same ego can't take it. That's what this is about. All you're going to do now is...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... blow up your pants.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    It goes by hot air.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    This must develop very fast reflex actions
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,313Chief of Staff
    Well, I'm game if you are.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Why don't you lie down and let me ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...plug this into the bottom like that, once I've programmed it... Now, nobody can use the...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...very large doors...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... closing on you fast from astern
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    What's going on behind my back?
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think he's attempting .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,313Chief of Staff
    ...a new era of Anglo-Soviet co-operation, and as a sign of Russian good faith I am prepared to....
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,156MI6 Agent
    ...decide the New World Order. If C gets his way, he'll have unlimited access to...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,313Chief of Staff
    ....an island populated exclusively by women- we won't see him till...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,313Chief of Staff
    ...speak French. Voodoo god of cemeteries and chief of the legion of the dead, the man who cannot die. But for our purposes, just a...

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..nother Zorin stooge.

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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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