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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... heroin-flavoured bananas to finance...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    ...a fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members. The culprit is...
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    ...an ex KGB guy, tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg, name's...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    ...the most closely guarded secret in Japan.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I... am Peaceful Fountains of Desire. The masseuse. I come with...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a machine for stretching your spine. You've got some mild spinal lesions. It will help free those. And at the base of your spine you've got some right sacroiliac strain. It'll help that too. You won't find...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    ...playboys and tennis pros. If only I could find...
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    ...a typical leather belt, male size 34.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    Do you think you could giftwrap it for me, please? Lengthwise, if you don't mind.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    God, what a terrible waist...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    :D

    I've done rather well with it, too. Tried to cut some of the fat off.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Aww, blow up your pants...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    From here???? :o
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Sorry I left you in an explosive situation. You're a big boy. I figured you could handle it yourself.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    We have a way to deal with that where I come from.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,151MI6 Agent
    It's Sanchez's way. You seem to like it.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    We all get our jollies one way or another.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,151MI6 Agent
    I could learn to like it. If I had the time.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    Your clock, is it correct?
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,151MI6 Agent
    twice a day. But why the hell does it always have to be 500 yards away from...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    ...a Miss Caruso. You wouldn't happen to know where she....
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,151MI6 Agent
    ...shaves...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    ...a horse's arse?
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,151MI6 Agent
    the preview is in progress at the main stables.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    I'll be down right away, thank you. My car is here- duty calls, the story of my life.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    But James, I need you!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    Well, first time for everything....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I'm afraid you're going to have to kiss off your lesson, James. We've got a situation here at the Ministry of Defence. We're sending the...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,212Chief of Staff
    ...Kartenhoff, the oldest in human possession, the very meteorite which...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... aimed at a spot in the South Atlantic, but finishing up in the Brazilian jungle, is bad enough. Now they're gonna try orbiting a rocket round the moon. The American CIA sent...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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