The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ...Mr Arlington Beech, professional gambler. And you're....
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    ...going to be forced to watch television.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Look, this is highly irregular. I won't get the OK from London.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I'm taking you to London. There's this old man who will want to see you. But first we've got to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ...ship me back to the island and let him ask in person. I'm not in the habit of...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ...calling Bird 1. You are to...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... buy his services, but we frankly couldnt afford to outbid Le Chiffre. I hate to say it but the accountants seem to be running MI6 these days. Oh, not that I have anything against accountants. Many of them are lovely people. So I decided that it was cheaper to supply his deputy with evidence that we were bribing the chief. Its amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days, isnt it? I think your odds are...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ...disappointing. I was expecting one head of state, at the very least. Surely you haven't come to negotiate, Mr. Bond, your pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened. Search him from his toe nails to the last follicle on his head and then...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ...a herbal enema...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... with plenty of ice. If you can spare it.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well that depends on your definition of ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... this for heat, and these ice cubes for cold. Applied scientifically, as I shall apply them, they will have the inevitable effect of causing your voice, when it has stopped screaming, to speak, and speak the truth. Now then. Which is it to be?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Suppose, for argument's sake, I don't feel like talking?
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    We'll talk about that later. Right now I have a lovely man from the Treasury here, wondering...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    ...how do you kill five hours in Rio if you don't samba?
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    Time for a drink.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    I'm sorry, we don't serve alcohol.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    We'd be paralyzed - at the Russians' mercy!
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Oh it's not Russia, old boy, I'm sure of that.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ^ General Gogol is presumptuous.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    They made him a General?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    A sniper has been assigned to watch him and he expressly asked for "you" to protect him.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    It looks terribly difficult.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You just point it. You squeeze the trigger. You try not to close your eyes.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ...

    Agent down.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    I count two.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    You mean your American friend, Jinx.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    The CIA has no knowledge, no involvement. Nothing to do with...
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ...it, you and the girl are expendable. Between here and...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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