Who Would Win?

JoshuaJoshua Posts: 1,138MI6 Agent
All of the henchmen from the James Bond films are very strong and very dangerous. They go from the realistic (I think Donald Grant) to the absurd (Jaws).

I ask this. If all the henchmen from the James Bond films could be brought together to fight each other for the trophy of 'most dangerous hencheman', who do you think would win and why?

Also which henchmen do you think would make the best fights in the competition? Tee Hee versus Jaws perhaps?

Comments

  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    Baron Samedi wins. Not a great fighter, but would keep reappearing after apparent death.

    Hinx vs Jaws would be an event.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,709MI6 Agent
    Should the henchmen be allowed to keep their signature weapons? Scarmanaga would be deadly with his golden gun, but I'mnot sure he would do well without it.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    Scaramanga doesn't qualify as a henchman.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,709MI6 Agent
    You're right, but my point still stands.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    I think it's a given that their pincers and steel teeth would remain.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • JoshuaJoshua Posts: 1,138MI6 Agent
    Yes, but no guns of course. So Oddjob would have his hat. Jaws would have his teeth, Red Grant his watch garot and Tee Hee his arm etc.

    A few others like Mayday would just have their unarmed combat skills.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    May Day had a rubber 'baton', or so Roger claims. :D
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,709MI6 Agent
    Yes, I think that's the way to do it. Without bombs and scorpions I think Wint and Kidd would be unimpressive fighters. Hinx would do well, Jaws perhaps even better. Jaws is strong and can take a lot of damamge, but he's slow.
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,239MI6 Agent
    Nik Nak would be the right height to take a bite out of someone's goulies.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
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