The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Pint of lager, please. I just found this swimsuit near the bar's previously unmentioned swimming pool. Anyone know whose it might be?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    That looks like the one Higgins photoshopped onto Chew mee earlier :o
    I'll have a chianti please, hold the fava beans!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    Anyone seen my Borat one-piece?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There's also a suspicious mirkin about. I've given it
    A saucer of milk but I don't know who owns it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    My name is Number24 and it's been ten days since my last coke Zero ….
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    There's also a suspicious mirkin about. I've given it
    A saucer of milk but I don't know who owns it.
    Is it pink?

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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Is that Barbel in one of those short kilts he likes to wear ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ;% You said you wouldn't tell anyone about that! You said it would be our secret!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) A man's gotta be comfortable.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Hi. I just discovered my home security system has been malfunctioning. My veranda door has been unlocked for weeks!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    Aren‘t you leaving the doors open like the canadians do?

    Ah, forgot, that you don‘t want to have that 18yo TV getting stolen :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    I usually lock the doors when I leave the ……. village is a too grand word ….. group of houses? I don't alwways bother. It's a low-crime area, I'm pretty sure no-one has been burglared here in the last two hundred years or so.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I usually lock the doors when I leave the ……. village is a too grand word ….. group of houses? I don't alwways bother. It's a low-crime area, I'm pretty sure no-one has been burglared here in the last two hundred years or so.
    In England we would call that small collection of houses a Hamlet, not sure what the rest of the UK call it?, sounds safe enough, no burglaries in 200 years, I don't think anywhere in the UK can claim that!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    It's a hamlet here, too.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    There's something rotten in … no, actually that sounds about right.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    The Eurovision Song Contest finale starts around now. I welcome everyone who doesn't think that's good news for a beverage of their chosing here in SABS -{
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm having a binge watch of Death in Paradise :x ( I love this show)
    You can't beat a juicy murder ! .......... As you know I can not support
    anything European :p ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,270MI6 Agent
    I'm having a binge watch of Death in Paradise :x ( I love this show)
    You can't beat a juicy murder ! .......... As you know I can not support
    anything European :p ;)

    EU ....all together now ...Great Britain ....ZERO POINTS! And that concludes the voting from every bloody EU country! X-(
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    I wonder why …… :))
    I'm watching the QI episode about hoaxes on youtube. That is ….. the episode is on youtube, some of the hoaxes even predate the internet.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I wonder why …… :))
    I'm watching the QI episode about hoaxes on youtube. That is ….. the episode is on youtube, some of the hoaxes even predate the internet.
    I like a well thought out hoax, but these days hoaxes and conspiracy have a somewhat blurred line.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Stephen Fry had a good point (as always): If the moon landing was a conspiracy, why didn't the Soviets call them out on it? :D
    I have a question: has there ever been more than one female panelist on the show?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yes, 0n several shows Alan Davies has been the only male member ;)
    There are photos of the equipment left on the moon from the landings,
    as well as mirrors which lasers are bounced off from earth. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Really, QI with several female panelists? I'm watching the episodes in a completely random order, so it's possible.
    I did see the episode with Teri Hatcher on the panel. I did not see that coming.
    I don't know if I've mentioned that I volunteer for something that I translate into "Borrow a local" on Saturdays at the library. Volunteer locals and recent imigrants just sit around a table and chat in Norwegian to give them practice in speaking the language and of cource so we can get to know each other. Ypday I learnt that we'll do it on the street for the anual market day. I'm sure it won't be akward at all......
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    https://www.rd.com/culture/conspiracy-theories-that-turned-out-to-be-true/
    Here's a few Conspiracy theories that turned out to be true ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    It wouldn't be any fun if none of them were true!
    Did you know Norwegian Nasty class motor torpedo boats captained by Norwegian officers were key players in tbe bay of Tonkin incident? Yes, you heard it here first - Norway started the Vietnam war!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    There is an alternative Gazavison Song Contest is being streamed right now:


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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    Barbel's post on the Brexit thread says it's open again, but it still says "thread closed" at the bottom. That's fake news! Fake News, I tell you :D
    One Coke Zero to celebrate the fake opening, please -{
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,646MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Barbel's post on the Brexit thread says it's open again, but it still says "thread closed" at the bottom. That's fake news! Fake News, I tell you :D
    One Coke Zero to celebrate the fake opening, please -{

    It's actually a clever metaphor for Brexit in that it's just taking it's time. :007)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,704MI6 Agent
    You can easily take it further. May said Britain would be out of the EU by now, but they aren't. Barbel says the Brexit thread is opened again, but it isn't. Barbel is the Theresa May of AJB007 :v
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I thought Barbel was the half time entertainment on the Eurovision ?
    He'd hurt his eye or something ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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