The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    edited September 2019
    Here Barbel, have a wee dram from my hip flask (I always come prepared in this place)
    Hope you had a good gig? Personally Ive been on a prog rock trip back in time tonight.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Thank you, much appreciated!

    Yes, it was fun. Tomorrow we're playing at a festival which is always good news. Bigger audience, better pay, and more chance of selling CDs.

    Edit- David Gilmour, eh? Can't beat a bit of Floyd.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Good luck playing at the festival, Barbel -{ how do you handle all the groupies?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Oh, I'm the bass player and it's always the guitar player who gets the groupies! Festival went fine, thanks. {[]
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A scene from Scary Movie ........ :D

    You know, Puff Daddy? Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne.
    And then it started to get wild, and people were getting freaky in the pool and stuff.
    I look over and there was your girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi.
    With a backup dancer ! I mean, that's nasty. That's-That's lower
    than the security guard. At least security can get you backstage......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    (A large Scotch is placed on the bar. TB2 drinks it.
    He pours a secind one, and pushes the glass to thr other side.)

    Onr Scotchh Barbill! (Looks confused) Ba-ba-Barbel! Urgh whats wrong with Me? (Blows nose.)

    Unless... Oh Crikey... (TB2 produces a packet of pills squints at the label and does a facepalm)
    O, oh, Ok. Whos the ha ha not funny guy who left my pararacete-moll next to Freddie's Worming pills?!
    And can someone please check he is inly sleep sle... (TB2 passes out. Burps, and Starts snoring loudly.)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    (Looks in. Sees TB2 sleeping peacefully. Sniffs the whisky glass suspiciously, puts it down undrunk, then sneaks off.)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Heard this great line in an episode of Hustle last night.... :D

    Barman : I used to work for MI5 you know.
    Bloke : Did ya ?
    Barman : Yea,....... I did their windows for years.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Are you putting on the Christmas act this year TP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_pMo1Hcn1I
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) It's getting harder to " Tuck" things away these days. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    :)) It's getting harder to " Tuck" things away these days. ;)

    an mine has shrunk with age :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Early shopping looking for a Christmas tree, The guy in the shop asked if I was
    putting it up myself, .... I said No, I'd just put it up in the Living room. {:)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,774MI6 Agent
    I assume you are talking about for at home.

    We have 24's HUGE Norwegian Spruce in the beer garden from three years ago.
    Oh Bloddy Hell, I'll have to start planning ahead for Bonfire Night and that thing with the tree, fat man and antlers.

    (Eyes go wide) and Holly's check up with the V-E-T is next month. I need help!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,703MI6 Agent
    My father just dropped by and told me he wants us to play with dynamite tomorrow. The excuse is that we want to get rid of a couple of stones in the garden. it will probably go well (he's only had a single serious explosives accident in his life), but if I don't visit SABS or AJB tomorrow evening you know why. A Coke Zero to calm my nerves, please. Shaken not stirred, but I'll take care of that myself. :o
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    My father just dropped by and told me he wants us to play with dynamite tomorrow. The excuse is that we want to get rid of a couple of stones in the garden. it will probably go well (he's only had a single serious explosives accident in his life), but if I don't visit SABS or AJB tomorrow evening you know why. A Coke Zero to calm my nerves, please. Shaken not stirred, but I'll take care of that myself. :o
    If you were full eu members, such fun activities as blowing up your own garden would be outlawed unless you followed a 1200 page list of directives! The sum of which would be you'd have to wear a hi vis vest and some stout boots.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,703MI6 Agent
    My father just came by my house and told me he wants us to play with explosives tomorrow afternoon. The excuse is the large stone in the garden. He's only had one serious accident involving explosives so I'm a careful optimist, but if I don't visit AJB tomorrow you know why. :o
    A Coke Zero to calm my nerves, please. I'll drink it shaken not stirred, but I'll take care of that myself ….
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    My father just came by my house and told me he wants us to play with explosives tomorrow afternoon. The excuse is the large stone in the garden. He's only had one serious accident involving explosives so I'm a careful optimist, but if I don't visit AJB tomorrow you know why. :o
    A Coke Zero to calm my nerves, please. I'll drink it shaken not stirred, but I'll take care of that myself ….
    I'd have a brandy if I was you, you're so nervous you are repeating yourself. :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,703MI6 Agent
    I must be :))

    My father said: "I told the police a few years ago that I've got some dynamite left, so I guess it's okay …." Now he feels the legal stuff is in order.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I must be :))

    My father said: "I told the police a few years ago that I've got some dynamite left, so I guess it's okay …." Now he feels the legal stuff is in order.
    :)) :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,703MI6 Agent
    It's done. While we didn't take the legal side too seriously we made sure we were out of sight of my mother when we blow up the stone in the garden :))
    The explosion was even less impressive than the Morroco finale in SPECTRE. We had charges in five holes in the stone. At first we thought only two of them had exploded. There are strict rules for what to do when charges don't explode, but I don't think we followed that many of them. After a while we found that all charges had blown up, but the chrges were small and the holes in the stone deep, so Three charges had just lifted the stone only for it to fall down again. Darn it!

    Another Coke Zero, please. -{
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The Film Quiz,

    For a chance to win a beautiful holiday to the Gilligan Islands * Just answer this movie question.......

    Which actor appeared in " Enter the Dragon " ?

    Please send your answers to our organiser ........


    " The Bruce Lee, Movie competition "
    Mandy Loves,
    Cockwell Inn,
    Till,
    Herts,


    * Does not include return tickets, accommodation, food, drinks or any form of reality.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,703MI6 Agent
    But the air is for free!!!? :D
    If only I knew Bruce Lee movies, but I don't watch intelectual films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    The Film Quiz,

    For a chance to win a beautiful holiday to the Gilligan Islands * Just answer this movie question.......

    Which actor appeared in " Enter the Dragon " ?

    Please send your answers to our organiser ........


    " The Bruce Lee, Movie competition "
    Mandy Loves,
    Cockwell Inn,
    Till,
    Herts,


    * Does not include return tickets, accommodation, food, drinks or any form of reality.

    PMSL :)) :)) :)) esp the address!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,703MI6 Agent
    edited October 2019
    I wouldn't know. I've never been in Mandy.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,703MI6 Agent
    edited October 2019
    Oh joy! I just found a news article in yesterday's Sunnmørsposten (regional newspaper)


    "The Regional Counsil and the director of World Heritage Sites:

    Now we want to give people a good toilet experience
    (headline)


    'Yes, it should be an experience going to the toilet here' sais Erik Haram in Sunnmøre regional counsil. 'I gigantic project that can solve all toilet challenges here. We need a masterplan that can map out the needs, locations, consider architecture and use of tecnology from Sunnmøre. I simply want going to the loo to be an experience for tourists.'
    Karine Blomvik in Geiranger envisions Sunnmøre with the most special toilets in the country.


    Perhaps there's some kind of program to solve the "toilet challenges" here at our beloved SABS? But I admit going to the loo here is already an experience :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm sure many already know this but it was news to me, David Bowie was offered the part
    of Zorin in AVTAK ( Obviously I knew that ;) ) but I didn't know that for Batman Returns
    Bowie was offered the part of Max Shreck, which he turned down, and Christopher Walken got
    the gig :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,703MI6 Agent
    Hi. Today is 30 years after the fall of the Berlin wall. Let's meet here and raise a glass for freedom -{
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    {[] to that.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    And raise a glass to the man who made it possible
    https://youtu.be/0zXiClnK8oE
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,703MI6 Agent
    edited November 2019
    Yes, don't hassel the Hoff! -{ :))

    And let's not forget another man who was almost as important in what happened as Hasselhoff.
    Let's toast to Gorgatchev, the man who (among other things) is responsible for me never having to attend a single refresher exercise in the army :D

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