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A scene from Scary Movie ........ ajb007/biggrin

You know, Puff Daddy? Anyway, everybody was drinking Cristal champagne.
And then it started to get wild, and people were getting freaky in the pool and stuff.
I look over and there was your girl getting buck wild in the Jacuzzi.
With a backup dancer !  I mean, that's nasty. That's-That's lower
than the security guard. At least security can get you backstage......

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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(A large Scotch is placed on the bar. TB2 drinks it.
He pours a secind one, and pushes the glass to thr other side.)

Onr Scotchh Barbill!  (Looks confused) Ba-ba-Barbel!  Urgh whats wrong with Me? (Blows nose.)

Unless... Oh Crikey...  (TB2 produces a packet of pills squints at the label and does a facepalm)
O, oh, Ok. Whos the ha ha not funny guy who left my pararacete-moll next to Freddie's Worming pills?!
And can someone please check he is inly sleep sle...  (TB2 passes out. Burps, and Starts snoring loudly.)

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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(Looks in. Sees TB2 sleeping peacefully. Sniffs the whisky glass suspiciously, puts it down undrunk, then sneaks off.)

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Heard this great line in an episode of Hustle last night....  ajb007/biggrin

Barman : I used to work for MI5 you know.
Bloke :  Did ya ?
Barman : Yea,.......  I did their windows for years.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Are you putting on the Christmas act this year TP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_pMo1Hcn1I

Trust No One

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ajb007/lol  It's getting harder to " Tuck" things away these days.  ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Thunderpussy wrote:

ajb007/lol  It's getting harder to " Tuck" things away these days.  ajb007/wink

an mine has shrunk with age  ajb007/biggrin

Trust No One

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Early shopping looking for a Christmas tree, The guy in the shop asked if I was
putting it up myself, .... I said No, I'd just put it up in the Living room.  ajb007/takecover

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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I assume you are talking about for at home.

    We have 24's HUGE Norwegian Spruce in the beer garden from three years ago.
Oh Bloddy Hell, I'll have to start planning ahead for Bonfire Night and that thing with the tree, fat man and antlers.

(Eyes go wide) and Holly's check up with the V-E-T is next month.  I need help!

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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My father just dropped by and told me he wants us to play with dynamite tomorrow. The excuse is that we want to get rid of a couple of stones in the garden. it will probably go well (he's only had a single serious explosives accident in his life), but if I don't visit SABS or AJB tomorrow evening you know why. A Coke Zero to calm my nerves, please. Shaken not stirred, but I'll take care of that myself.  ajb007/amazed

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Number24 wrote:

My father just dropped by and told me he wants us to play with dynamite tomorrow. The excuse is that we want to get rid of a couple of stones in the garden. it will probably go well (he's only had a single serious explosives accident in his life), but if I don't visit SABS or AJB tomorrow evening you know why. A Coke Zero to calm my nerves, please. Shaken not stirred, but I'll take care of that myself.  ajb007/amazed

If you were full eu members, such fun activities as blowing up your own garden would be outlawed unless you followed a 1200 page list of directives! The sum of which would be you'd have to wear a hi vis vest and some stout boots.

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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My father just came by my house and told me he wants us to play with explosives tomorrow afternoon. The excuse is the large stone in the garden. He's only had one serious accident involving explosives so I'm a careful optimist, but if I don't visit AJB tomorrow you know why.  ajb007/amazed
A Coke Zero to calm my nerves, please. I'll drink it shaken not stirred, but I'll take care of that myself ….

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Number24 wrote:

My father just came by my house and told me he wants us to play with explosives tomorrow afternoon. The excuse is the large stone in the garden. He's only had one serious accident involving explosives so I'm a careful optimist, but if I don't visit AJB tomorrow you know why.  ajb007/amazed
A Coke Zero to calm my nerves, please. I'll drink it shaken not stirred, but I'll take care of that myself ….

I'd have a brandy if I was you, you're so nervous you are repeating yourself.  ajb007/lol

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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I must be  ajb007/lol

My father said: "I told the police a few years ago that I've got some dynamite left, so I guess it's okay …." Now he feels the legal stuff is in order.

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Number24 wrote:

I must be  ajb007/lol

My father said: "I told the police a few years ago that I've got some dynamite left, so I guess it's okay …." Now he feels the legal stuff is in order.

ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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It's done. While we didn't take the legal side too seriously we made sure we were out of sight of my mother when we blow up the stone in the garden ajb007/lol
The explosion was even less impressive than the Morroco finale in SPECTRE. We had charges in five holes in the stone. At first we thought only two of them had exploded. There are strict rules for what to do when charges don't explode, but I don't think we followed that many of them. After a while we found that all charges had blown up, but the chrges were small and the holes in the stone deep, so Three charges had just lifted the stone only for it to fall down again. Darn it!

Another Coke Zero, please.  ajb007/martini

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The Film Quiz,
 
For a chance to win a beautiful holiday to the Gilligan Islands *  Just answer this movie question.......

Which actor appeared in  " Enter the Dragon "  ?

Please send your answers to our organiser  ........


" The Bruce Lee, Movie competition "
      Mandy Loves,
        Cockwell Inn,
          Till,
            Herts,


* Does not include return tickets, accommodation, food, drinks or any form of reality.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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But the air is for free!!!?  ajb007/biggrin
If only I knew Bruce Lee movies, but I don't watch intelectual films.

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Thunderpussy wrote:

The Film Quiz,
 
For a chance to win a beautiful holiday to the Gilligan Islands *  Just answer this movie question.......

Which actor appeared in  " Enter the Dragon "  ?

Please send your answers to our organiser  ........


" The Bruce Lee, Movie competition "
      Mandy Loves,
        Cockwell Inn,
          Till,
            Herts,


* Does not include return tickets, accommodation, food, drinks or any form of reality.

PMSL  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  esp the address!

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I wouldn't know. I've never been in Mandy.

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Oh joy! I just found a news article in yesterday's Sunnmørsposten (regional newspaper)


"The Regional Counsil and the director of World Heritage Sites:

Now we want to give people a good toilet experience
(headline)

'Yes, it should be an experience going to the toilet here' sais Erik Haram in Sunnmøre regional counsil. 'I  gigantic project that can solve all toilet challenges here. We need a masterplan that can map out the needs, locations, consider architecture and use of tecnology from Sunnmøre. I simply want going to the loo to be an experience for tourists.'
Karine Blomvik in Geiranger envisions Sunnmøre with the most special toilets in the country.

Perhaps there's some kind of program to solve the "toilet challenges" here at our beloved SABS? But I admit going to the loo here is already an experience  ajb007/lol

Last edited by Number24 (26th Oct 2019 18:10)

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I'm sure many already know this but it was news to me, David Bowie was offered the part
of Zorin in AVTAK ( Obviously I knew that  ajb007/wink ) but I didn't know that for Batman Returns
Bowie was offered the part of Max Shreck, which he turned down, and Christopher Walken got
the gig  ajb007/biggrin

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Hi. Today is 30 years after the fall of the Berlin wall. Let's meet here and raise a glass for freedom  ajb007/martini

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ajb007/cheers  to that.

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And raise a glass to the man who made it possible
https://youtu.be/0zXiClnK8oE

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.