Exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumours about Bond25 (Page 8 of 9)

The Other Place has reavealed the real title of Bond25: Shatterfoot

For some time now there's been talk about Rami Malek's character is actually doctor No. This thread can now confirm this incredibly true rumour. The character's name is Safin and the script reveals how he got the famous last name. During his childhood Safin's mother most used words were: "Safin, no!" Both the neighbours and the little toddler believed Safin No was his full name, and since the last name has stuck.
Obviously his childhood will be very important in NTTD, especially since Safin bullied James Bond all through kindergarden. When asked if they considered writing a villan who didn't have a personal connection to Bond and particularely his childhood, the screenwriters gasped in horror: "No! That would og against everything we learnt as screenwriter school and the style we have established for Craig's Bond."

The story about composer Dan Romer leaving the production is also exeedingly accurate. EON has decided they can cut cost by re-using Newman's score from SPECTRE, note for note. In SPECTRE only 78% of the score was taken from Skyfall, something EON now calls "an unbelievable waste of time and money."

I don't love the idea of Dr No in NTTD. Thanks for the input, but I should tell you this thread is a parody thread. Most of what we write here is for comedy purposes and not because it has any basis in reality 

I think new Bond films need new villans.
If/when I make a thread like this for Bond26 I'll probably call it "Fake News!" just to make it clearer. 

Your Sean Connery impersonation is actually quite good   

I agree with you about the tampons (a sentence I never thought I'd write, especially in AJB). But you raise some issues that should be discussed in this forum, but perhaps another thread?

I was also thinking that showing Nomi throwing away her tampon shouldn't be in a Bond movie for precisely the same reason we never see Bond taking a dump. I think and hope this was a stupid idea from an actor that  the writers threw out.

There is some talk about political correctness in NTTD, but we don't know how much and in what form. I don't count Bond using an electrical Aston Martin (among other cars) as political correctness. It's just a result of electrical cars are getting competitive. It's not like EON forced Aston Martin to build electrical cars - EON just found they could build electric cars worthy of their brand and there's a market for the car.