The Silencer & Black Garter (Page 320 of 330)

Trusty Wikipedia tells me that Antartica contains approximately 26,500,000 gigatonnes of ice. 3% of that is 795,000 gigatonnes, or 795,000,000,000,000 tonnes...795 trillion tonnes. That’s a lot of penguin pee! 

I think you're taking the p#ss

      Well you know what it's like when Penguins get older, Bladder control is the
first thing to go.

   
I'd pay good money to see a Penguin relieve itself on Sir David, it would certainly help
the BBC if it goes to a streaming service. 

Interesting. I wonder how these 3% will handle climate change compared to the clean ice?   

Had a lucky escape today. A friend of my Daughter at the last minute was unable to go with
her to a concert by " The Script". I would have had to attend with her    Happily her
friend was able to make other arrangements , so they can now Both go    .... and I don't 

Oh, they are quite good, but the thought of having to stand for three or four hours
surrounded by a bunch of teens and young twenty-somethings all screaming etc .. 

In a really bad mood tonight with the news about the NTTD premier being moved
to November !!!!!    I'll be watching a SAW movie tonight to vent my Anger. 

  I'm actually enjoying the second series of The Orville, which I got yesterday on
google play movies at less than half price 

My anger has subdued, looking at Mankind's bright future.

I had this wild nighmare last night about NTTD being delayed until Nove ………………………………..  Ohhhhh             

I was thinking this Virus emergency would make a great story. Imagine a world
were you couldn't have any social interactions ?  People having to live in small
family groups only meeting via video links etc. 

(Walks in and whispers:) "Any US citizens here? Are you intersted in some illegal contraband? I just smuggled this accross the border from Mexico, so the tripple price is only reasonable ….. " (Looks around the room before producing this: )