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Today I found out Greta Thunberg helped hundreds of kids skip school and caused chaos in an English town, which included long traffic jams in cold weather, and that cold stationary cars polute more than free flowing cars.  ajb007/biggrin

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I found out today that 3% of the Ice at the Antarctic is frozen Penguin Pee  ajb007/wink

Trusty Wikipedia tells me that Antartica contains approximately 26,500,000 gigatonnes of ice. 3% of that is 795,000 gigatonnes, or 795,000,000,000,000 tonnes...795 trillion tonnes. That’s a lot of penguin pee!  ajb007/lol

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Apparently encouraging children to miss school is an actual criminal offence  ajb007/wink

When I was at school, I needed no excuse to bunk off  ajb007/biggrin

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JTM wrote:
Thunderpussy wrote:

I found out today that 3% of the Ice at the Antarctic is frozen Penguin Pee  ajb007/wink

Trusty Wikipedia tells me that Antartica contains approximately 26,500,000 gigatonnes of ice. 3% of that is 795,000 gigatonnes, or 795,000,000,000,000 tonnes...795 trillion tonnes. That’s a lot of penguin pee!  ajb007/lol

ajb007/lol
I think you're taking the p#ss

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Apparently encouraging children to miss school is an actual criminal offence  ajb007/wink

When I was at school, I needed no excuse to bunk off  ajb007/biggrin

Well I'm shocked TP!
I wonder how many kids would have turned up if she held her rally at 8am on a Saturday?

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  Well you know what it's like when Penguins get older, Bladder control is the
first thing to go.

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  I don't think I've ever seen a penguin relieve itself on one of david Attenboroughs telly progs ajb007/confused

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol
I'd pay good money to see a Penguin relieve itself on Sir David, it would certainly help
the BBC if it goes to a streaming service.  ajb007/wink

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ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

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Interesting. I wonder how these 3% will handle climate change compared to the clean ice?  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

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To misquote "Frozen" ... ...
Let it Flow, let it Flow .... #

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Had a lucky escape today. A friend of my Daughter at the last minute was unable to go with
her to a concert by " The Script". I would have had to attend with her  ajb007/amazed  Happily her
friend was able to make other arrangements , so they can now Both go  ajb007/martini  .... and I don't  ajb007/cheers

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I don't know "The Script". Should I stay blissfully unaware?  ajb007/biggrin

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Oh, they are quite good, but the thought of having to stand for three or four hours
surrounded by a bunch of teens and young twenty-somethings all screaming etc ..  ajb007/crap

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BTW I just posted a link to a podcast about regarding the troubles in your neck of the woods in the Real Stories thread. It turnes out there were spies there  ajb007/amazed  ajb007/amazed  ajb007/amazed

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In a really bad mood tonight with the news about the NTTD premier being moved
to November !!!!!  ajb007/mad  I'll be watching a SAW movie tonight to vent my Anger.  ajb007/biggrin

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Good plan! (quietly texting everybody advising them to avoid TP at all cost tomorrow morning.)

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ajb007/lol  I'm actually enjoying the second series of The Orville, which I got yesterday on
google play movies at less than half price  ajb007/martini

My anger has subdued, looking at Mankind's bright future.

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An even better plan! (quietly texts people again. The advise is to approach TP in the morning, but carefully.)

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I had this wild nighmare last night about NTTD being delayed until Nove ………………………………..  Ohhhhh  ajb007/amazed  ajb007/amazed  ajb007/amazed  ajb007/amazed  ajb007/amazed  ajb007/amazed  ajb007/amazed

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The Guardian: 'It isn't Mad Max': Police warning after shoppers brawl over toilet paper in Sydney.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n … -in-sydney

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I was thinking this Virus emergency would make a great story. Imagine a world
were you couldn't have any social interactions ?  People having to live in small
family groups only meeting via video links etc.  ajb007/smile

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Some people would see it as paradise! Other people wouldn't get any sex if they were locked up with their spouses  ajb007/lol

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(Walks in and whispers:) "Any US citizens here? Are you intersted in some illegal contraband? I just smuggled this accross the border from Mexico, so the tripple price is only reasonable ….. " (Looks around the room before producing this: )

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A staple of childhood in Aus  ajb007/heart