Re: Shakespeare's Bond: Work area (All welcome!)
Maiden: Whatever does she mean, Naught Naught Seven?
Sir James: Oh I prithee, pray call me "Sir James".
Maiden: Of course... Sir James. Thine sundial, 'tis most attractive.
Sir James: 'Twas made specially for me by ye Young Wizard- it is an enchanted sundial.
Maiden: Enchanted? May I see?
(Sir James shows her ye sundial.)
Sir James: What canst thou see?
Maiden: Why.. (Reddening.) It doth show me in thine bed, murmuring "Oh James that was wonderful, do it again"!!!
Sir James: Damn thing's fast again.
Maiden: A bit like thee, methinks.
Sir James: Thine hose are very becoming, and most tight- how does one get into them?
Maiden: Thou could start by offering me a drink.
Sir James: But of course- now, here ist ye gin, here ist ye vodka-
(There ist a knock on ye door.)
Sir James: Not again!!! I'll get that drink yet.