The james bond quote conversation

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    It's time we said goodbye to an uninvited guest...

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    (Goodbye, Mr Booond!)
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Oh, that's a pity. I was just beginning to enjoy myself.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    Another time, another place.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    That's it? No small talk, no idle chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world these days, no-one has the time to....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ....see what comes of all this running around, Mr Bond. All this jumping and fighting, it's exhausting! Relax, you need to....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... relax. I have a friend named Felix who can fix...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    .... modest metallurgical installations. His British one is down in Kent. We've failed to....
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ...steel from the Russians their new...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... iron man of Russia. Our political analysts say...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ...five more through Czechoslovakia, lead to total victory in...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    ...the only true test for gentlemen.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Little boys, too.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    One rises to meet a challenge.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    I count two.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,418Quartermasters
    Numbers were never my strong suit.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Oh, no. As a matter of fact I had a dotty old aunt die and leave me....
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    ...a mortgage. And two cats to...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ...get that knife for trifling with three blind mice, where'd 'ey go, three blind mice, what'd 'ey do....

    (Just watched DN last night and it's fresh in my mind)
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I'll just take a look now, sir.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    I'd like something on the side, as well.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,150MI6 Agent
    Touch me and I'll break your wrist!
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Depends how much you tell me about ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ...your pills and your drink...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,030MI6 Agent
    ...better late than never...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    What a delightful surprise after all these years. Do sit down...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    ...make yourself at home, I'll be out in a minute. Help yourself to a drink.
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Oh, I'd adore that. If only I could trust...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .... this, uh, rather disappointing brandy...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,053Chief of Staff
    Our expectations were considerably higher!
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,030MI6 Agent
    I no longer please you?
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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