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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    ... perfect physical specimens. You have been selected as....
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,193MI6 Agent
    ...being English...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    ...and we all know how difficult that can be...

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... and he's certainly psychotic.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    Now he's a different man. Power has gone to his head.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, the methods of the great pioneers
    have often puzzled conventional minds.

    ( I'm trying to keep a straight face :D )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Our asylums are full of them.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    Such a perfect place to start!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    All right, but let's be discreet about it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    I want full newspaper coverage. I want magazine stories. I want books. I want TV. I want radio. I want...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... a backless dress with a ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    ...performer in a musical extravaganza we've cooked up for...
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    the over-burdened British taxpayer.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    ....and a billion people around this planet will....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... have to pay up and look as happy as we can, shan't we?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    You are not here to ask questions!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... may l ask exactly why l am here? l mean, after all, you do have ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    ...a gun and a radio. Not exactly....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... our most cutting edge technology .........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... but it jammed on you last job, and you spent six months in hospital in consequence. When you carry a 00 number, you have a license to kill, not get killed. Furthermore,...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    ...I'll endorse your request to resign, or you can take a sabbatical and...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... do some brass rubbings ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    Everybody needs a hobby.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    Hey Bond, do you do any gardening?
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    You're joking!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I see you haven't lost your delicate sense of humour, Valentin. Or your need for .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    ....a vodka martini. Shake it very well until it's ice cold, then add...
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,558Chief of Staff
    …paint - gold paint…
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Slowly, Whisper Slowly, let ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,299Chief of Staff
    ..me get on with my....
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