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FROSTY the snowman 
Works upon Bond 21
He was all agog
When he got the job
But they then sacked Pierce Brosnan!
FRO-STEE the snowman
Has to keep those crappers clean!
It will end in tears
It will be 10 years
Till the next Bond hits the screen
Babs and cousin Mikey
Are gonna take their time
They start upon the next film
In 2009
FROSTY the snowman
What's a snowman got to do?
If he's thinking this
Goes and takes the ****
He should stay in his ig-loo!
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) ) ) ) )
Works upon Bond 21
He was all agog
When he got the job
But they then sacked Pierce Brosnan!
FRO-STEE the snowman
Has to keep those crappers clean!
It will end in tears
It will be 10 years
Till the next Bond hits the screen
Babs and cousin Mikey
Are gonna take their time
They start upon the next film
In 2009
FROSTY the snowman
What's a snowman got to do?
If he's thinking this
Goes and takes the ****
He should stay in his ig-loo!
)) ) ) ) ) "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Roger Moore 1927-2017
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Very Good Nappy! You just made my day!
(but we all still love ya FROSTY!)
Perhaps we should have a competition, best bond related lyrics for a Christmas Carol!
I'll get right to work!
We three Blofelds of Spectre are;
Bearing critiques from fans afar,
Struggling, starving, auditioning and bartering,
Following Eon's star.
Refrain
O Ernst of the Orient, Ernst of chalet,
Ernst who looks like Charles Gray,
Spectre fleeting, lawsuits proceeding,
McClory will rule the day.
Forced to script new vill-ains,
Keeping Kevin from their billions,
Sean forever, George never
Give Roger Moore the reigns.
Refrain
Warhead to offer, McClory be;
Eon's the Spy Who Lov-ed Me;
Connery starring, Cubby sparring,
Blofeld is absentee.
Refrain
Forward now in-to the abyss,
Breathing a life of blockbuster bliss;
Moonraker, silly, series, frilly,
Fans ready to dismiss.
Refrain
Glorious Sony behold Bond now;
MGM bids goodbye and chao;
Fans wonder, teenage Bond pondered;
Eon keeps their cash cow;
Refrain
Good spirit? Napoleon Brandy!
Roger Moore 1927-2017
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You mean you DON'T clean them, FROSTY?
Then you should be fired!
Maybe you'll get the Wellington! (boot)
Anyway, what's that dig about EMPIRE mag?! Unless you're the one who's written in this month with disgust for the Bond franchise under MGM!
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Nuff said on that...
I see what you mean about Empire, Frosty, and it's not as good as Total Film these days. It does seem a bit glossy and glib.
Roger Moore 1927-2017
FROSTY the snowman
He's been lying low of late
It's the first noel
Since Casino Royale
Has escaped his curse of fate :v
FROSTY the snowman
Went and signed with craignotbond
But no photoshop
Or a nasty strop
Could erase Craig's magic wand
For Babs and cousin Mikey
Have pulled a trick so neat
And FROSTY went 'Oh crikey!'
And some words we can't repeat...
FROSTY the snowman
Well who on earth said life was fair?
Are you feeling blue?
Will you post your review?
But I bet you're not Walking On Air!!
Happy Xmas FROSTY - wherever you are!
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Bond takes out his gun,
Pulls a smiley face,
To-wards camera 1!
He's searching for Blofeld,
for the millionth time,
What Bond has never realised is:
That Blofeld never dies! OOOOOOOOH!
Chorus:
Firing guns! Making Puns! Getting girls in bed!
When Bond goes out, without a doubt, the bad guy ends up deeeaaa-eeeaaad!
Firing guns! Making Puns! Watching girls pole dance!
If Bond comes crashing through your base, you just don't stand a chance! HEY!