Pics of Dalton in Octopussy
darenhat
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I had some fun in Photoshop this weekend and played a little 'What if..."
Here's some scenes from Octopussy starring Timothy Dalton as James Bond:
Flying the Acrostar
Property of a Lady
"I'm sure this would be ample security!"
Chasing Orlov
"Do you know how to fly this thing, Q?
Raid on Monsoon Palace
Sabotaging Kahn's plane
Here's some scenes from Octopussy starring Timothy Dalton as James Bond:
Flying the Acrostar
Property of a Lady
"I'm sure this would be ample security!"
Chasing Orlov
"Do you know how to fly this thing, Q?
Raid on Monsoon Palace
Sabotaging Kahn's plane
Comments
Thanks!
To be fair to Dalton, though, the pics can't really be confirmation of his acting. I was the one who chose which expression to use, and that was often limited to the angle and light of the picture I took it from. And the body and posture is all Roger Moore's. The images aren't perfect by far...just a bit of fun.
Is this skill related to your profession in some way, or just a hobby?
Dalton would have been absolutely perfect in the last Moore films. He looks perfectly at home in pretty much all of those shots.
The man should have had more movies. It's the biggest tragedy of the franchise that he didn't. He is the literary 007 to a T.
Thank you kindly, Mrs. D. It is some of what I do. A large part of my workday involves requests to photoshop coworkers' heads into various pics. Fun, until people tend to forget you have 'real' work to do.
And, in answer to your question, Mr. Martini...I do hope to have fun with some other Bond actors as well.
I love The Property Of A Lady one.
We would have seen a much darker film had this took place.
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Roger Moore 1927-2017
Agreed. Good work darenhat......but I prefer Roger Moore as Bond in Octopussy.
I would expect nothing else from someone with your username.
Absolutely understood that it's all a bit of fun and nothing personal. I like the idea of using/swapping the Bond actors around. Seems to me there's potential for some real humour if you can find the right images.
Roger Moore 1927-2017
All in good time, NP! (I was actually thinking of a which film I would like to put Roger in. That's an excellent suggestion). I already know which film and actor I'm going to tackle next. Hope to have them ready soon!
Great pictures BTW (even though I'm happy that they aren't real.
I second that... excellent idea.
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Read the novels.
But jeez, who cares what Connery might or might not have said, Timothy Dalton gives much to appreciate, the standard hollywood sex perception of 007 be darned. There are a hell of a lot of people who love the novels. Is one to follow his own preference or what another actor has said one time probably on a post rainy day?
Apparently this is true, all one has to do is look at Casino Royale. Thank goodness for that!
Don't tempt me, JFF! I think I may enjoy seeing Dalton and Alison Doody in a shot together!
To elaborate briefly, like the huge huge majority of Bond fans I've never read the novels* - for the public James Bond is what we see on screen, not what is written in some airline fiction novel half a century ago. It's time people stopped revering Ian Fleming and his work and judged the films in their own right, by their own merits, instead of marking them down if they don't measure up to some sort of 'Flemingeseque' standard.
*Having written that sentence, I just remembered, I have read CR. Just shwos what an impact it had, if I forgot about it!
Why does he have to be cool? I think when someone is serious then funny it really makes you laugh and apprciate them.
Dalton is pretty funny in the fight in the bar in LTK and the horses ass thing, you cant deny it makes you laugh
But yea you cant watch him and go Dalton is so cool! Connery, Moore and Brosnan are all cool but Dalton doesnt have the coolness, but i dont think it was needed, his portrayal is too different.
"Better make that two."
Good stuff Darenhat. Personally, I'd like to see some pics of Dalton in FYEO; I always thought he'd have fit well in that movie.
Obituaries:
Today, authorities recovered the body of a dead person (they couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman) on the ground near its computer chair. The last website he was on was a certain "AJB007" and the post fixated on was made by a Mr. Darenhat feauturing a picture of Alison Doody as Jenny Flex and Timothy Dalton as James Bond.
Authorities interviewed people on this website to understand the JennyFlexFan's fatal reaction to this photo. A Mr. Dan Same is here to comment.
"They touched AVTAK. Anyone who touches AVTAK and mixes it with Dalton were bound to cause a fatal reaction for JFF, as we both hate Dalton in his roles. I may not like AVTAK, but JFF... don't even TRY bashing that movie"
JFF is survived on this board by his "NSA" compatriots (which we have no idea why the National Security Agency would have its members posting here, but whatever) and will be forever missed. He's buried with an autographed picture of Alison Doody and his AVTAK Special Edition DVD.
R.I.P.