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Topic: The james bond quote conversation

Rules
1. Quotes from ALL James Bond films (official and unofficial) and novels are fair game.

2. You must post quotes that add to a COHERENT conversation.

3. Do not post every other time. The game will be shut down if it looks like Person A and Person B are the only people playing.

I might as well start off.

"Walther PPK, 7.65 millimetre. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them."

Barbel- these rules were later slightly modified (in consultation with James Suzuki, the OP. With the huge length and timespan of this thread it became necessary to allow more leeway.

“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming

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"Looks like you're out to get Me "                  Bond  to Sylvia Trench at the start of Dr No.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"On yoghurt and lemon juice?"

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"Very funny, Mr Bond"

“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming

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"Not from where I'm standing "

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment."

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"I have a slight inferiority complex"

"This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

Roger Moore 1927-2017

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It's true !

YNWA 96

The Unbearables

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"Here.  You may need this to play with your asp."

Hilly...you old devil!

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Don't touch that ! That's my lunch.

YNWA 96

The Unbearables

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No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

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That never happened to the other fella !

YNWA 96

The Unbearables

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He died rather suddenly, poor chap.

Heroin-flavoured bananas!

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Standard operating procedure.

YNWA 96

The Unbearables

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Strict rules of golf?

Heroin-flavoured bananas!

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I would, you know. Only M would have me court martialled for illegal use of government property.

"Watch the birdie, you bastard!"

Favourite Bond films list

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What's the penalty for that?

Heroin-flavoured bananas!

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He eats little girls you know.

YNWA 96

The Unbearables

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It's the first time I've tasted women. They're rather good.

Heroin-flavoured bananas!

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"Beats a bag of peanuts."

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Bottoms up !

YNWA 96

The Unbearables

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"Well it just so happens that I like conch chowder"

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"It's bad for your liver, isn't it?"

Heroin-flavoured bananas!

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Nick-Nack! Tabasco!

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"Well enjoy yourself"