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Some last words from US death row inmates:

"Potato, potato, potato"

"I'd rather go fishing"

"I have something to say, but not at this time"

"I think the govenor's phone is broken. He hasn't called yet"

"You're about to see a baked Appel" - George Appel

"How's this for tomrrow's papers: French Fries!" - James French

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" A Horse, a House, My kingdom for a Hearse !" ....... Ronnie Barker.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"They say knowledge is power. But I had no thirst for power, so I only did elementary school"

Author Kjell Aukrust

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" I will bleed on the American flag to make sure those stripes stay red. "
Brassel MI3

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"Dear God. I want patience and I want it right now!"
-Oren Arnold

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“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere,
diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” ... Groucho Marx

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

I can still chase women, only downhill

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.



Bob Hope

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A couple of political gaffes from Joe Biden   ajb007/biggrin


"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S."

asking the audience to applaud State Senator Chuck Graham in 2008
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see you,".....  ( gestures for Graham to stand )
Unfortunately Graham, following a car accident, was confined to a wheelchair.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Compared to the countless gaffes that Trump comes up with, those are rather quaint.  ajb007/smile

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Oh, I'm not making a political point, and agree Trump I'm sure has made some gaffes.
Just thought it almost like something from a Naked Gun Film, trying to get a guy in a
wheelchair to stand up and take a bow  ajb007/biggrin

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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I think it's been smart by Biden not to say a lot in the recent months and instead just let Trum talk and tweet on  ajb007/lol

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ajb007/lol  Given how many Gaffes he makes, I too think he was right.
Although as I don't want to Hijack this thread. I'll stop here with ....


"THE ONE UNCHANGEABLE CERTAINTY IS THAT NOTHING IS UNCHANGEABLE OR CERTAIN."
.... John F. Kennedy

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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" I hope you're all Republicans "

Ronald Reagan, to the Doctors attending to him after his attempted assassination

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Ronald Reagan was genuinely funny and, in spite of the above quote, he understood voting for another party doesn't make you an evil person.

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Agreed but sadly politics has become so
Extreme, especially in America, I could
See it spilling out in to civil war. I honestly
Don't think that's as far fetched an idea
As it would have been even  just five
Years ago.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Absolutely. In some countries the politics has become so divided political oponents see each other as enemies. I think it was Reagan again who said of a Democrat politician: "We're friends after 6 PM". Can you imagine Trump saying that? I doubt if any member of the Senate saying that today.

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Could you imagine  Pelosi  and
Trump at a dinner together  ajb007/insane
It would be like watching two
Cats fighting.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Labour party politician and former prime minister (The terrorist actually planned to behead her on Utøya) is married to a politician in the  Conservative politician. I like that attitude.

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" When I started I was older than Sean,
When I left I was older than God "

Roger  Moore   ajb007/martini

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.