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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

(Will send you an even less SFW one by PM)

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Brilliant  ajb007/lol

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https://i.postimg.cc/xNJn0tkn/108638928-056288138.jpg

Picture from earlier today of a load of bull.

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol
Brilliant C&D
in a similar vein I saw this last week.

Mistakes that led to a relationship breakdown # 1
Asking my girlfriend to sit on my face in my best Sean Connery voice!

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  I imagine that relationship had a messy ending.  ajb007/crap

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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It's not often sh1t comes before the bull.  ajb007/biggrin

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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Barbel wrote:

https://i.postimg.cc/xNJn0tkn/108638928-056288138.jpg

Picture from earlier today of a load of bull.

I think that's a very good illustration of the Prime Minister versus Parliament at the minute! ajb007/lol

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It's Parliament  v The People now SM   ajb007/wink

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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A Catholic priest suffers a heart attack. When he wakes up he's being pushed through a white corridor.
He asks: "Am I in heaven?"
"No" replies the nurse pushing the gurney. "We just took a short-cut through the children's ward"

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Thunderpussy wrote:

It's Parliament  v The People now SM   ajb007/wink

Yes, and bring it on at the next general election which will hopefully be sooner rather than later. We desperately need a clearout at Westminster to get things done, not least of which is Brexit!  ajb007/martini

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