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The Bond's middle manes.

Daniel Craig's middle name is Wroughton
Pierce Brosnan's is  Brendan
Tim Dalton is  Peter
Roger Moore's  is  George
George Lazenby's is Robert
Sean Connery's is   Sean, as He is really Thomas Sean Connery.  ajb007/wink

I'm Happy to say that  Like Bond I have no middle name.  ajb007/martini

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Just Thunder and Pussy? (Oh well, my middle name is "&")  ajb007/martini

Facts about Bond (might not be true):

Theta watches have signed an exclusive deal with EON to replace Omega as Bond's watch of choice.

The next movie will see a return of some of the best loved watch-gadgets from the series. It will double as a Geiger-counter (it makes an odd grinding noise, no SFX needed) and double as a garrotte (turn the winder and it handily detaches from the body accompanied by some string from the innards).   ajb007/biggrin

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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My middle name is my fathers " minge aplenty"    ajb007/biggrin

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Judi Dench's role in skyfall was planned to be more involved in physical stunts, but this was toned down after her stunt double, a certain Mr T Cruise was unavailable.

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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The part of Dr No was orginally to be played by a Monkey.
( Mickey Dolenz, I think )  ajb007/wink

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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An idea that was sadly dropped from the pts of FYEO was a shot of RM striking a match on the back of blofeld's polished bonce to light his hamlet cigar with. RM pulled the plug on the idea as he deemed it 'too violent', so proceeded with simply slapping the bald disabled bastard on the head before dropping him down a factory chimney.

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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In the original script of Dr No, Dr No was supposed to be a monkey

Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

" I don't listen to hip hop!"

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George Lazenby is really Scottish and only adopted an Australian accent for Bond,
Due to his nerves after taking over from Connery.   ajb007/wink

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Benicio Del Toro is the youngest actor to play a Bond villain in the series. (he was 22 at the time of LTK)

Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

" I don't listen to hip hop!"

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The oldest Actor to Play Bond was Sir Roger Moore,
Infact in several scenes in AVTAK, He was technically
dead. Having to have a much younger Man with a set
of Jump leads on hand at all times.  ajb007/lol

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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It's a very well kept secret (so please don't tell anyone) that NicNac is actually 6'7", making all those jovial remarks about him being taller than me actually true.

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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Roger Moore's first job was a bouncer for Mothercare.

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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The last movie seemed destined to have that name after Barbara Broccoli had to put in a Skype call to her local tv repair centre after her Sky fell when she came out of hospital following a bad Ski fall.

Might not be true.  ajb007/biggrin

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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BB is actually my bit on the side  ajb007/embarrassed

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The title to the next film will be,  Devil May Care. 
So the sun says.  ajb007/lol

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Daniel Craig is a keen UFOlogist and spends many evenings on set watching the skies for strange lights. Unlike Christian Bale who has always had a problem with lighting.

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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The actor who Played Pleydell Smith in Dr No is scottish. He was dubbed with a posh voice as Terence Young disliked two scottish accents in the same scene

Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

" I don't listen to hip hop!"

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http://mentalfloss.com/article/12979/11 … -set-wrong

11 Movie Chess Scenes Where The Board Is Set Up Wrong

10. Never Say Never Again (1983)

http://s22.postimg.cc/v4479w865/bond_565x236.jpg

You can tell that this is a game being played by the bad guys, because James Bond would never make such a mistake.

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Sir Roger has a new tattoo which says
" Craig is the dog's danglies "
across his chest.  ajb007/biggrin

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Ian Fleming once wrote of a three-some between bond, Loelia Ponsonby and May, but the publishers rejected it as May was 78 at the time.

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Although, many a good tune played on an Old Fiddle !   ajb007/lol
Wayne Rooney would of Bought that One.  ajb007/biggrin

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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How do you think he got the head injury?

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ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Thunderpussy wrote:

Sir Roger has a new tattoo which says
" Craig is the dog's danglies "
across his chest.  ajb007/biggrin

The part that is now his chest used to be his thighs, however, after 7 facelifts.....

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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To prepare for his audition for James Bond, Daniel Day-Lewis flew to North Korea with the intent of assassinating Kim-Jong Il. He was eventually caught and spent 7 months in a North Korean Prison before escaping, so the part was given to Daniel Craig instead.