Story Time! James Bond Related

MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 753MI6 Agent
Simple rules to this game. Write a story. The only catch is that you can only contribute 10 words at a time. You also must wait for two other people to post before you can post again.

Copy and paste those who came before you so new readers can see the whole story. Once it gets too long we can end the "chapter" and start a new.

Feel free to get creative, silly, or serious wirh it!! Ill start...



One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when.
    Sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    "This woman,he thought ,would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 753MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.

    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."

    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis,
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.

    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."

    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis, Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.

    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."

    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis, Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.

    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."

    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • StawazStawaz CanadaPosts: 101MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."

    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...

    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Stawaz wrote:
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."

    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...

    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.

    "Iced tea's for limp wristed tailors and women in comfortable shoes! I need a proper drink like....
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
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  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    ... an Americano. Can I at least smoke inside?
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Stawaz wrote:
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."

    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...

    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.

    "Iced tea's for limp wristed tailors and women in comfortable shoes! I need a proper drink like....
    Peppermill wrote:
    ... an Americano. Can I at least smoke inside?


    "No Mr Bond, We'd be breaking the anti smoking laws if I let you do that."
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    With that, bond reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a stick of TNT. Cockling back on his chair and striking a match on the fat bald guys head behind him, bond applied the flame to the fuse. "Laws are for gobshites, as is this TNT"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."
    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...
    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.
    "Iced tea's for limp wristed tailors and women in comfortable shoes! I need a proper drink like....
    ... an Americano. Can I at least smoke inside?
    "No Mr Bond, We'd be breaking the anti smoking laws if I let you do that."
    With that, bond reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a stick of TNT. Cockling back on his chair and striking a match on the fat bald guys head behind him, bond applied the flame to the fuse. "Laws are for gobshites, as is this TNT"
    The waitress Licked her fingers and extinguished the Flame. "We don't allow energy drinks in here "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 753MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."
    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...

    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.

    "Iced tea's for limp wristed tailors and women in comfortable shoes! I need a proper drink like....
    ... an Americano. Can I at least smoke inside?

    "No Mr Bond, We'd be breaking the anti smoking laws if I let you do that."

    With that, bond reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a stick of TNT. Cockling back on his chair and striking a match on the fat bald guys head behind him, bond applied the flame to the fuse. "Laws are for gobshites, as is this TNT"

    The waitress Licked her fingers and extinguished the Flame. "We don't allow energy drinks in here "

    Bond looked up at the waitress and realized
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."
    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...

    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.

    "Iced tea's for limp wristed tailors and women in comfortable shoes! I need a proper drink like....
    ... an Americano. Can I at least smoke inside?

    "No Mr Bond, We'd be breaking the anti smoking laws if I let you do that."

    With that, bond reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a stick of TNT. Cockling back on his chair and striking a match on the fat bald guys head behind him, bond applied the flame to the fuse. "Laws are for gobshites, as is this TNT"

    The waitress Licked her fingers and extinguished the Flame. "We don't allow energy drinks in here "

    Bond looked up at the waitress and realized
    The room had started spinning , as he hit the Floor.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."
    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...

    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.

    "Iced tea's for limp wristed tailors and women in comfortable shoes! I need a proper drink like....
    ... an Americano. Can I at least smoke inside?

    "No Mr Bond, We'd be breaking the anti smoking laws if I let you do that."

    With that, bond reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a stick of TNT. Cockling back on his chair and striking a match on the fat bald guys head behind him, bond applied the flame to the fuse. "Laws are for gobshites, as is this TNT"

    The waitress Licked her fingers and extinguished the Flame. "We don't allow energy drinks in here "

    Bond looked up at the waitress and realized
    The room had started spinning , as he hit the Floor.

    "That's what you get for messing with a bald guy"
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    For as Bond's vision started to stabilise, and the baldy figure came into focus, he soon realised who it was. Non other than....
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Blofeld, who had survived the chimney fall.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."
    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...

    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.

    "Iced tea's for limp wristed tailors and women in comfortable shoes! I need a proper drink like....
    ... an Americano. Can I at least smoke inside?

    "No Mr Bond, We'd be breaking the anti smoking laws if I let you do that."

    With that, bond reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a stick of TNT. Cockling back on his chair and striking a match on the fat bald guys head behind him, bond applied the flame to the fuse. "Laws are for gobshites, as is this TNT"

    The waitress Licked her fingers and extinguished the Flame. "We don't allow energy drinks in here "

    Bond looked up at the waitress and realized
    The room had started spinning , as he hit the Floor.

    "That's what you get for messing with a bald guy"
    For as Bond's vision started to stabilise, and the baldy figure came into focus, he soon realised who it was. Non other than....
    Blofeld, who had survived the chimney fall.
    Bond shook his head and Looked again. "Suprised " Mr Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 753MI6 Agent
    "Only suprised you don't have my delicatessen in stainless steel"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."
    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...

    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.

    "Iced tea's for limp wristed tailors and women in comfortable shoes! I need a proper drink like....
    ... an Americano. Can I at least smoke inside?

    "No Mr Bond, We'd be breaking the anti smoking laws if I let you do that."

    With that, bond reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a stick of TNT. Cockling back on his chair and striking a match on the fat bald guys head behind him, bond applied the flame to the fuse. "Laws are for gobshites, as is this TNT"

    The waitress Licked her fingers and extinguished the Flame. "We don't allow energy drinks in here "

    Bond looked up at the waitress and realized
    The room had started spinning , as he hit the Floor.

    "That's what you get for messing with a bald guy"
    For as Bond's vision started to stabilise, and the baldy figure came into focus, he soon realised who it was. Non other than....
    Blofeld, who had survived the chimney fall.
    Bond shook his head and Looked again. "Suprised " Mr Bond.
    "Only suprised you don't have my delicatessen in stainless steel"
    "Take him to the Car " Blofeld snapped at two henchmen.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Bond was frogmarched at gunpoint to the car
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    A DB5 replica with a sandpapered bonnet and Rover bumpers.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One day, James Bond walked into his favorite deli when sitting in a booth he noticed a stunning Blonde waitress.
    "This woman," he thought, "would be more at home in a bar on 5th ave ,not Krantz Finer Meats."
    Just then, someone walked in. Bond's nemesis.
    Waiting as he eased himself down, in the chair opposite.
    "Vodka Martini", Bond said to the waitress, "shaken, not stirred."
    "Without a liquor license? Sorry. You might want to try...

    The Iced tea. "Iced tea?" Bond questioned.

    "Iced tea's for limp wristed tailors and women in comfortable shoes! I need a proper drink like....
    ... an Americano. Can I at least smoke inside?

    "No Mr Bond, We'd be breaking the anti smoking laws if I let you do that."

    With that, bond reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a stick of TNT. Cockling back on his chair and striking a match on the fat bald guys head behind him, bond applied the flame to the fuse. "Laws are for gobshites, as is this TNT"

    The waitress Licked her fingers and extinguished the Flame. "We don't allow energy drinks in here "

    Bond looked up at the waitress and realized
    The room had started spinning , as he hit the Floor.

    "That's what you get for messing with a bald guy"
    For as Bond's vision started to stabilise, and the baldy figure came into focus, he soon realised who it was. Non other than....
    Blofeld, who had survived the chimney fall.
    Bond shook his head and Looked again. "Suprised " Mr Bond.
    "Only suprised you don't have my delicatessen in stainless steel"
    "Take him to the Car " Blofeld snapped at two henchmen.
    Bond was frogmarched at gunpoint to the car.
    A DB5 replica with a sandpapered bonnet and Rover bumpers.
    "Your standards are slipping,Blofeld " quipped Bond. Blofeld glared back.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "What would you know?!" Barked Blofeld.

    "I could only get a DB4GT shell, which is JUST AS NICE as a '5' and it's got lots of boot space for a load of moody Chinese rip off omegas my watchmaking friend made! PLUS, there's enough space for a useless MI6 agent!"

    One of blofeld's henchmen gave the back quarter a swift kick. As his foot embedded itself in the fibreglass, the rear bumper fell off and the boot popped open.

    "Inside Mr Bond."

    Bond placed a foot inside and grimaced as the boot floor quivered under his weight.

    As the boot lid flopped shut on its gaffa tape hinges, Bond couldn't help but think of the flintstones after spying that the rest of the car didn't actually have any floor it in...
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Across the street Leiter watched, and followed.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Blofelds car pulled up at an old storage warehouse
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Leiter pulled over, and quitely moved closer to the warehouse.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Leiter opened a secret door to find a research laboratory
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 753MI6 Agent
    Leiter's face fell when he saw what was inside...
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Blackness. Total impenetrable darkness. Leiter spun around as he heard the sound of shuffling feet behind him.

    "I appreciate your enthusiasm Mr Leiter, but you could have at least waited for us to go inside before attempting to follow us in." Smirked blofeld.

    With that a small creaking sound grew into a full blown cracking as the boot floor in blofeld's replica db5 finally gave way. Bond tumbled out onto the Tarmac, looked up and saw a rather embarrassed looking Leiter being held at gunpoint by the goons.

    "Oh hello Felix! I could have done with being a.... little Leiter myself back there."

    Blofeld slowly closed his eyes and muttered under his breath "always a stupid pun, every time."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
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