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Topic: Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

Apologies if this has already been posted ( I did look but didn't find one )

Your choice of Unlikely lines to hear in a Bond film,

" No, she's a Diesel. Better economy!  "

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"This isn't just a helicopter Bond, it's also a rucksack

Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

" I don't listen to hip hop!"

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I'd say the entire Eddie Izzard James Bond bit ajb007/lol

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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Ah, the jam Trousers.   ajb007/lol   ajb007/cheers

http://youtu.be/MwZbuF40T1M
In case someone hasn't heard it.

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"M, I caught your Twerking video on Yutube, amazing stuff."  ajb007/biggrin

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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"You know, former SAS types with easy smiles and expensive watches. Rolex?"
"Timex"

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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"So is it true about you and Wayne Rooney, May?"

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" I'm tired of all this beluga, let's grab a kebab "

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"No James, not tonight, I've got a headache."

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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" Don't worry James. It's probably just stress at work. You can try again later "

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"007 we booked you on the 7 o clock Ryan Air flight to Kansas"

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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ajb007/lol  Bond on Ryan air, I'd say there'd be a lot of killing on that flight.  ajb007/biggrin

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"O James"
"O Felix"

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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"Welcome gentlemen to the new head of Quantum. He comes highly recommended and has just finished a stint at the Co-Operative Bank."  ajb007/biggrin

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol. Bond won't have to destroy Quantum, he'll do it for him.  ajb007/biggrin

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"007, I'm assigning you to Station T Tuvalu."

Hilly...you old devil!

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"Don't touch that! That's my puttblug!"

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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Sorry I can't tonight babe ... Not brought any Johnnys with me.

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"You know, we've not been formally introduced."

"You bonkers Bond? We went out to turkey, chased a guy through the streets, onto a train where I shot you off the trains roof, then when you resurfaced I was part of the team that got you back into MI6, I was then sent out to meet up with and assist you in Singapore, I even bloody shaved you and saved your life in the casino fight, and I also helped you protect M in a shootout in London, plus I arranged M's funeral and delivered that doggy in a box to you on the roof and yet YOU STILL CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME?!!!! Bastard!!!"

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
www.helpforheroes.org.uk
www.cancerresearchuk.org

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ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol    ajb007/lol

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"Hello. My name is Bond, James Bond, and I have a problem..."

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Stuff the martinis! i'll have a Newcastle brown ale instead.

Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

" I don't listen to hip hop!"

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" You are one of the few men alive, Mr Bond, with the intelligence to appreciate my grand scheme, and I'd like to tell you all about it, but..... BANG!"

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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I'd love to tell you of my Plans Mr Bond, but it's late I'm tired and I'm going for a cr@p !

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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"They're waiting for you in the toilet Dr No"

Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

" I don't listen to hip hop!"