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This laptop holds all my plans for world domination, now if I could just figure out windows 8.

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Tell M I'm just off to Topman to pick up my new suit

One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

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'Sorry M' I thought you said the hard drive was in Torquay

One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

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ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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"Now if you take the top orf, underneath you'll find a little red button, whatever you do, don't touch it."

"And why not?"

"Because you'll engage and then fire the embarrassingly loud Dixie horn."

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"Let's all agree on yellow then shall we? Orange jumpsuits and black berets are so last year, and as for blue jumpsuits and orange hard hats, well!"

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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"And what is this device? I find it particularly fascinating."

"It's a gun yer daft bastard."

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"Why didn't you follow him 007? You were standing next to a landrover"

"Well, I thought I might destroy someone's property or put other people in danger because of my driving"

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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"But you alwayth thaid that you liked the Walther PPK..."

"Yeah, I know."

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moneypenny I seem to have mislaid my Primark privilege card

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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James Bond on the telephone,
AH good morning ,James Bond here, I like to book 2 weeks at Butlins Skegness

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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Bloody hell Goldfinger that laser getting awfully close to my B#lls !

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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James Bond on the telephone
Moneypenny ,Bond here will be a tad late for work ,got a flat tyre on the Reliant

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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My name's Bond, James Bond, and i'm an alcoholic

Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

" I don't listen to hip hop!"

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"I've got a splinter in my finger  ajb007/crap "

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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"i'd prefer to see a male doctor actually"

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STD ? Is that a new criminal organisation Doctor ?

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Bond in a restaraunt,
yes we"ll have the beluga caviar for two,the fillet mignon with white truffles,followed by the lemon sorbet with the 57 Bollinger
and I"ll have a Dr Pepper no ice also

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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I'll have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred, and can I have one of those
Little umbrellas and a nice sparkler please.

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Great topic by the way Thunderpussy, very funny!

Now THAT is something you will NEVER hear in a Bond movie ajb007/lol

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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Quarrel ........ you're right it is a Dragon!

One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

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"You've picked up the police radio, they're looking for an immensely annoying talentless blonde woman and a man in a foreign car."

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Oh you're so right Mr Bond I'll give up my plan for world domination it  would never have worked, I'm just a naughty boy.

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Sorry Q, I can only drive an automatic.

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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"Care for a drink Bond?"

"Yes, your predecessor kept a babycham in the..."

"I prefer Mountain Dew."

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