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Well……erm………actually………….this is not my first time Silva

One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

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I had guessed, you were a Sailor after all.  ajb007/tongue

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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Hello Alex, so your Janus........
Hello James, that would be correct, but my first name is now Hugh.

One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

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Bond raises an eyebrow,
" Full cavity search, ....... Is that a good thing ? "

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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Yes, I do want fries with that.

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Blofeld screams at Bond.
" Stop making that horsey sound when you move your knight ! "

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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(Searching pockets while at the door with the pizza delivery man)  Hang on, hang on . . . I think I've got a coupon here . . . maybe it's in my -- Hey, honey, have you seen my fanny pack?  My fanny pack!  What?  No, I'm not wearing it.  Why would I be asking you if you've seen my fanny pack if I'm wearing it?  (Surreptitiously)  Women.  Can't live with them, can't shoot them without a -- What's that, dear?  No, I'm not talking about you!  Of course not.  All right, all right, my love, I'll be right there. (Handing over cash and whispering while shutting the door).  Don't ever get married.

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Bond picks up his phone,

" I'm glad you called. I have been missold PPI "

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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Monneypenny to Q
oh Q, its James birthday next week ,do you think he would like the Brut 33 or the High Karate?

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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Mr Bond? This is the CSA - you owe backpay on 23 children.

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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"James, I have something to tell you. I was actually born a man."

"Meh."

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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"Ah Bon San, now you look like a genuine Japanese ninja!"

"I look like a fooking Vulcan without the pointy ears."

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"Yes mr bond, under the ocean there is beauty, there is ugliness and there is.... a floater?!"

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"Tell me James, do you still sleep with a puttblug under your pillow?"

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"Operation 'grandshlaam' for example"

"Two words that you might have overheard"

"Can you afford to take that rishk?"

"I'm Mr GOLDfinger, what do you think?"

"Bollocksh"

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"And then pump her for information"

"You'll just ha.."

"ANG ON LOVE, seriously M did you just say 'PUMP HER FOR INFO'?! SERIOUSLY?!"

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"Honestly tiger, you've got a secret underground train, a Toyota with a videophone in it, helicopters with electromagnets on them, a ninja school, plastic surgery 'experts', a rocket in a fag plus rocket firing pistols and rifles and yet I still have to drag gramps here all the way out to this mossie infested crappy rock with a DIY flying baking tray? Couldn't you just lend me a helicopter?"

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"Drinks back at mine James?"

"Ah no, not tonight I'm afraid, I'm washing my rug."

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Take an Invisible car to Iceland, Why Don't I just take the white Lotus, In snow they'll never see it !

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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at the end of a bond film

"Bond will be returning in blades of glory"

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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"I've gotta hand it to you Q, that's Brexit "

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minigeff wrote:

"I've gotta hand it to you Q, that's Brexit "

well that's the sort of remark id expect from you Bond go f##k yourself

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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"Vlad did you finish the self defence system?"

"Oh yes boss"

"100 volts?"

"Actually just 6, it's surprisingly difficult finding the space to fit all the batteries needed, I mean if I did fit enough for 100 volts you'd have an arse like a Prius, you'd look like a cross between robocop and nikki minaj."

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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PG: "My name is Pussy Galore".

Bond: "What a coincidence! That's actually the name of my favourite website too".

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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(Can I just say you guys have excelled yourselves, I'm sitting on a packed train into working peeing myself and crying with laughter  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol )

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."