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Blackleiter wrote:

"Hi, I'm Pussy."
"Of course you are."
"Pussy Galore."
"Named after your mother, perhaps?"

  ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol

Hilly...you old devil!

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"A small slip, takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a herald"

"It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes to turn you into a count!"

"Why are you speaking with an Australian accent Mr Bond?"

Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

" I don't listen to hip hop!"

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(heres one to wind up sir miles)
sorry M cant make dinner tomorrow night, have a freemasons meeting,

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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There you go Mr Goldfinger 30 6x4 prints and one
30 ft by 20ft of Fort Knox !

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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(Bond meeting Leiter for the first time in NSNA)

but your black ?

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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Sorry Bond we have to save money, so no car. It's public transport
for you 007.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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fancy a spot of lunch Bond at my club?
well actualy M ,Q and I are off to Manzies for pie and mash,

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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that's a 12 inch wholewheat bread with chicken and mayo. wrapped in a clockwise direction.
will there be anything else Mr Bond.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"Don't worry, you're not my type"
"Smart?"
"Female"

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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You've just killed seven dwarfs and shagged Show White, I think you
may have wandered into the wrong film Mr Bond !

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Thunderpussy wrote:

You've just killed seven dwarfs and shagged Show White, I think you
may have wandered into the wrong film Mr Bond !

And after that you went on to sing ABBA tunes!

1. Ohmss   2. Frwl   3. Op   4. Tswlm   5. Tld   6. Ge  7. Yolt 8. Lald   9. Cr   10. Ltk   11. Dn   12. Gf   13. Qos   14. Mr   15. Tmwtgg   16. Fyeo   17. Twine   18. Sf   19. Tb   20 Tnd   21. Spectre   22 Daf   23. Avtak   24. Dad

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" Sing Abba tunes "  I think the term "Sing " is a bit of a stretch.   ajb007/lol

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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ahh cme in Bond,sit down sit down,
id rather stand,if its all the same M,
why is that 007,?
ive got a touch of the farmers sir,   (farmers is cockney slang for farmer Giles =piles)

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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Would you like a drink Mr Bond ?

No thanks, I'm driving.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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How did you lose your hands Dr No ?

Slight Gynaecology accident, I don't like talking about it.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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I intend to ravish you Mr Bond, just wait till I pop my teeth in !  ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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In  J. J. Abrams version of a rebooted Bond dealing with his origins,  Bond's mother
has just given birth and is heard to say,
     " Mr Bond, I've been Expecting you ! "

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"Ready to save the world again, 007?"

"Actually Peppa Pig is on in 5 mins"

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
www.helpforheroes.org.uk
www.cancerresearchuk.org

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New hug a hoodie policy Bond, in future just give the villain a hug
he's just misunderstood..

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"You get more beautiful by the day."

"I'm over here!"

"Bugger."

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
www.helpforheroes.org.uk
www.cancerresearchuk.org

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ahh Q, have you seen this , ive stumbled on this web site called AJB 007,
well in future ,instead of risking my neck ect ,ill just contact these guys
they seem to know everthing,

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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What only seem to know.   ajb007/lol    ajb007/biggrin

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Thunderpussy wrote:

What only seem to know.   ajb007/lol    ajb007/biggrin

well didn't like to boast ajb007/smile

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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" Bond you're needed in  Holland "
" Not now M, I've got man flu !"

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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"What looks good?"

"Quarter pounder with cheese meal, 6 mcnuggets and a choccy shake."

'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
www.helpforheroes.org.uk
www.cancerresearchuk.org