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Shame it doesn't do any help  ajb007/lol

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I think it working, I'm so much better looking now !


http://s23.postimg.cc/7mt3okt4n/les_Dawson.jpg

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Pour me a double, TP, the car needs an expensive repair tomorrow. ajb007/frown

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ajb007/crap  ah!, the joys of motoring, we've all been there watching the mechanic
take a sharp intake of breath, only to add " This is gonna cost "
My only advice is go easy on the hand break turns and doughnuts.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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I'll do my best, but you'd be surprised at the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field.

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ajb007/lol  Trying to get away from the groupies ?  ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Me and TP can be Security  ajb007/cheers

1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger

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ajb007/lol  I'm always willing to help out.  ajb007/wink  by the way Barbel, I think we
Need a house band ?  Can't have Lexi wandering in, playing Fat
Boy Slim ( didn't even know we had any of that modern pop & roll )
And dising the " Humph "  ajb007/lol

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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I was in a Band a couple of Years ago, until I got kicked out  ajb007/cool

1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger

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ajb007/cheers Me Too, only I left as I had to look after the day job  ajb007/crap
Played bass with the band, although I also play rhythm guitar
( both badly ), and left hand keyboard  ajb007/lol , meaning  I can play chords
When it's playing a rhythm for backing.  ajb007/biggrin
Everything was going great till I met Yoko.  ajb007/lol

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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I just didn't think it was going anywhere and I was loosing Interest (Not turning up to Rehearsals or sometimes being rather late) so they gave me the Boot   ajb007/martini

1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger

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I used to use the old joke about leaving for musical differences,
I thought I could play and they didn't   ajb007/lol
Although I do like to whip it out now and again, just to feel that
Hard shaft in my hand, my other hand stroking, ................. The strings.  ajb007/lol

I thought it was a great life, far better than working for a living.  ajb007/tongue   ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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That last part is true.

But I have to admit that at my age, the groupies are not a problem- my zimmer has wheels so I can get away from them quickly.

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

How do you know that you are getting old.

When you are running away from your groupies

ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------

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I don't think Barbel said "running " only " more quickly " , he's
Playing hard to get.  ajb007/lol

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Well it looks like you have three parts of the house band (Barbel, TP and AOS) - Bondtoys, can you sing?  ajb007/bond

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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Well, he knows nothing about timing, or time pieces !.  ajb007/tongue   ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol
So Singing might be a hidden talent.  ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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'Running' at a slow Pace  ajb007/lol

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We could be misspelling Grannies as Groupies.  ajb007/tongue   ajb007/wink   ajb007/lol

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Don't put Images in my Head  ajb007/crap

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Thunderpussy wrote:

Well, he knows nothing about timing, or time pieces !.  ajb007/tongue   ajb007/lol   ajb007/lol
So Singing might be a hidden talent.  ajb007/wink

Q) How can you tell there's a singer at your door?
A) He doesn't know when to come in.

Q) How can you tell there's a guitarist at your door?
A) He can't find the right key.

Q) How can you tell there's a drummer at your door?
A) The knocking keeps speeding up.

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ajb007/lol
Definition of a drummer :   Someone who hangs round with musicians.  ajb007/biggrin

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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I've noticed a few chairs missing from  the " Roger Moore " suite. Would
This have any link with a certain member selling all their sofas ?   ajb007/lol

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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The Ottoman With The Golden Gun?
On Her Majesty's Settee Service?
Die Another Daybed?

(I'll stop now....  ajb007/embarrassed )

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Yes, please do !  ajb007/wink   ajb007/tongue   ajb007/lol

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.