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TP is back!!  ajb007/smile  ajb007/smile  ajb007/smile  Drinks all round, please TB2!

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

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Three times hurrah for TP!  ajb007/biggrin

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I'll drink to that! ajb007/cheers

"Any of the opposition around..?"

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(TB2 Looks confused,  setting out glasses anmd prepping drinks,  Holly is puzzled too as she cautiously sniffs around the table legs)

Where?  Where is he?  ajb007/confused        C.H.E.E.K.S?   Bio scan please!

C.H.E.E.K.S  scans all areas with her Cylon eye.  There is a pause then she says

"Human and Feline bio signature detected, but Thunderpussy is not amongst them.
No Viruses, no Bio Haserdous compounds.   The SABs is safe...   But the Owner is not in."


Ok I'm stumped!

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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And such nice C.H.E.E.K.S too !  ajb007/wink

( I've PMed you TB2 )

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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C.H.E.E.K.S  scans all areas with her Cylon eye.  There is a pause then she says

"Human and Feline bio signature detected, Thunderpussy IS amongst them.
No Viruses, no Bio Haserdous compounds.   The SABs is safe...  The Owner?
Thete he is!"

Well I'll be!  PM replied!  ajb007/smile  ajb007/martini

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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Wonderful stuff TB2, I'd heard rumours about your CHEEKS and can see they're true.
I hope you'll continue to run things up to the Palácio´s usual standards.  ajb007/wink
I once had the misfortune to kiss Barbel on the cheeks, sadly he was tying his shoe
laces at the time  ajb007/crap
Been on a quick tour of The Republic of Isthmus, lovely President and the beautiful
Island of  San Monique.  Hoping to set up a couple of sister Bars. The booze there can
be very strong, can give you a nasty turn.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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ajb007/embarrassed  You said you wouldn't tell anyone about our... little secret!

Sounds like interesting adventures. They say San Monique is very beautiful.

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Oh No, not San Monique!

I gave heard its beautiful there, but the political leader is an Absolute BlowHard.
Full of hot air, and always blowing about something or another.
Worse than a Pufferfish.

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  I can think of other political leaders one can say that about.

Missed you at our film night, TB2. Higgins had to run the projector himself, and I had to get everyone drinks. Hope we haven't left the place in too much of a mess.

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Say what you like about the glorious
Leader of San Monique, he put a lot
Of money in to the islands agriculture
and he got the buses  to run on time....
..... admittedly  with a terrible  safety
Record, but you can't  have everything   ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Well, when you've got a job to do you've got to do it well.

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Absolutely, there's no sense going off half cocked.

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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You know you did
You know you did
You know you did....  ajb007/tongue

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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We can only hope that this is a temporary setback.

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"A herbal enema should fix you up."

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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(Various gurgling, popping flarping and hurbedy shurp noises.
They end with a wheesing plurtttth.) 

Is that all it does?!

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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l´ve been saying for years, sir, that our equipment is obsolete.

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Better get the drinks trolly ready
Today the BBC scrap the free TV
Licence for over 75s ..... so there'll
Be a few AJB-ers in to drown their
Sorrows.  ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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ajb007/crap  Double whisky please.

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Only one thing for it,

Holly. C.H.E.E.K.S,  A.R.S.E? 
Red Alert!  Everyone to bottle stations!

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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Have you come to a bottle-neck in the running of SABS?

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You think we're too thinly spread ? I'll have you know we can
Spread our A.R.S.E, C.H.E.E.K.S  very wide indeed ............
.......... to fully service our clientele .....  never let it be said
that I have a big opening ....... in the service industry   ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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But haven't you been told several times not to show your A.R.S.E. in here by more than one person?
But I'm glad to see  your A.R.S.E. and C.H.E.E.K.S. here. It's Friday night and and I won't have access to a drop of Coke Zero until lunchtime tomorrow! Do you see the gravity of the situation?

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I'm sure the supplies of Coke Zero will last a long time. I will join you in a glass
( if we can find one big enough )  ajb007/wink  As I'm starting a weeks Holidays, owed to
Me before Furlough  " I intent to enjoy it to the full " ... this will be a week of
Wench-ing and a Quenching  ajb007/biggrin  ..... well quenching anyway

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.