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Whatever. Should we have a drink together? I'll have something more potent than usual and order a regular Coca Cola  ajb007/biggrin  ajb007/martini

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Steady now, we don't want you
Going off on a sugar rush  ajb007/tongue

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Re: The Silencer & Black Garter

Yes, I'm virtually taking a risk!

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Number24 wrote:

Whatever. Should we have a drink together? I'll have something more potent than usual and order a regular Coca Cola  ajb007/biggrin  ajb007/martini

What in blue bloddy Bajoran Hell?!
(TB2 pops up behind the bar, pointing a Drax Taser at 'No 24')
Red Alert! Security Level 2 Bravo!

(The lights turn Red. axklaxon goes off. The A.R.S.E. scans the room, abd various
weaoons pop out fron behind paintings, floor panels the airlock seals, C.H.E.E.K.S.
announces
'Emergency containment protocals...    activated.
Emergency safety protocals...    activated.
Emergency security protocals...  activated.
Emergency lock down protocals...  activated.
Emergency swimming pool drain...  activated.

SMS to Thunderpussy, Barbel Thunderbird 2  and Sir Miles...    Confirmed
The SABS now at condition Red...      Confirmed.
The doors click locked.

TV2 still looking furious keeps the Taser steady.)

Alright You! Who the Hell are You and where is the REAL No 24?!

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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I am .... him. I just thought I could allow myself someting extra potent since TP is back and everything. You know, sort of like when Isplurge on a piece of cake or two at Christmas.
It's me ... smalahove, chainsaw, down with Trump, Bond must be tall, Norway! Norway! Norway!

Who else on this forum would post these two unrelated photos?

http://1.vgc.no/drpublish/images/article/2014/09/04/23288777/1/990/konfirmasjon3.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/20/56/a7/2056a70aa08592747a9a7a3d79aa0c50.jpg

Last edited by Number24 (8th Sep 2020 21:18)

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Well, they both shoe some magnificent Peaks !  ajb007/embarrassed

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Thunderpussy wrote:

Well, they both shoe some magnificent Peaks !  ajb007/embarrassed

And that's without a doubt TP  ajb007/biggrin

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When one is in Norway, one should delve deeply into its treasures. ajb007/martini

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Re: The Silencer & Black Garter

Actually the second lady is from America, the beautiful.

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I'd pledge allegiance  ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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I'd like to see her by dawn's early light. ajb007/biggrin

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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Thunderbird 2 wrote:
Number24 wrote:

Whatever. Should we have a drink together? I'll have something more potent than usual and order a regular Coca Cola  ajb007/biggrin  ajb007/martini

What in blue bloddy Bajoran Hell?!
(TB2 pops up behind the bar, pointing a Drax Taser at 'No 24')
Red Alert! Security Level 2 Bravo!

(The lights turn Red. axklaxon goes off. The A.R.S.E. scans the room, abd various
weaoons pop out fron behind paintings, floor panels the airlock seals, C.H.E.E.K.S.
announces
'Emergency containment protocals...    activated.
Emergency safety protocals...    activated.
Emergency security protocals...  activated.
Emergency lock down protocals...  activated.
Emergency swimming pool drain...  activated.

SMS to Thunderpussy, Barbel Thunderbird 2  and Sir Miles...    Confirmed
The SABS now at condition Red...      Confirmed.
The doors click locked.

TV2 still looking furious keeps the Taser steady.)

Alright You! Who the Hell are You and where is the REAL No 24?!

Bajorans! I'm up to season two of star trek deep space nine so I got that reference

“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming

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Me too! Now I know the Kardashians are a cruel and cold-hearted race

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/22/3A74131D00000578-3943586-image-a-124_1479334256300.jpg

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C.H.E.E.K.S. scan No 24. DNA processing?

(C.H.E.E.K.S cylon eye scans 24 from the top of his head to his feet.
24 giggles uncontrolably through the processz as though being tickled.

'Scan complete. DPA compositional profile match, 100%.
No 24 is within the Pub.')

Oh bloddy hell. Status Green!

(The pub reverts to normal. Holly, who was in guard dog mode, shakes her tail
to defloof it. With mixed results.)

24 don't scare Me like that again!  Cokes all round.

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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As for those cruel, scaly inhumane creatures, I will have nothing
to do with them!

That goes for the Cardassians too.

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?

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The Kardashians are going
Off air, we must get to the
Perfectly  formed bottom
Of this  ajb007/wink

“I remember the last thing my Nan said to me before she died.
‘What are you doing here with that hammer?’”..... Lee Mack.

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Really?  I'll break out the bubbly!

One less piece of dross on the box.

This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?