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Chriscoop wrote:
Thunderpussy wrote:

But knees apart. She'd be OK ? Chris  ajb007/shifty

ajb007/lol Only you tp.....only you  ajb007/rolleyes

After thinking it through I've decided not to understand that joke  ajb007/shifty

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I simply meant apart from her knees, she was in good nick ...... Some people just
Have dirty, schoolboy minds.  ajb007/tongue

"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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Guilty as charged  ajb007/embarrassed

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Well it all depends doesn't it?  As Robert Shaw said in jaws " heres to swimming with bow legged women" or as I say " She couldn't stop a pig in a passage "

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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"Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three.
For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity"
I always remember this one.  ajb007/biggrin

"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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ajb007/smile that reminds me of a couple of Christmases ago playing a guessing game with the wife's family, her dad had to explain Virgin Isles without actually saying it, bearing in mind Mrs coop and her two sisters were playing he said "second word is a small group of islands, first word is???? Erm well there's none in this room!"

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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Good God,  so much lovely food!   ajb007/biggrin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO6FZphhIq0

Bought myself some vintage bat goodies (5 new videos , changes automatic)  ajb007/martini

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From Archivo 007 in Spain Merry Christmas everybody and a Bondian 2021!

https://i.imgur.com/8At6coN.jpg

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Merry Christmas to everyone!

Higgins was a good chap this year, so some presents under the tree  ajb007/biggrin

https://share-your-photo.com/img/76ef78fd5d.jpg

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------

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That's one massive ball, Higgins...  ajb007/amazed

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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I am calling her  my Pamela Anderson  ajb007/embarrassed

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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Charmed & Dangerous wrote:

That's one massive ball, Higgins...  ajb007/amazed

If that’s his original ball, I’m Arnold Palmer  ajb007/tongue

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

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If it hit you it would give you some sphere injuries   ajb007/takecover

"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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That‘s why I call her Pamela Anderson......

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------

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"Balls, Q?"
"Christmas tree decorations, OO7!"

A merry Christmas, all  ajb007/martini

Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 50 years.

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Or is Q a much bigger guy than M expected ?  ajb007/embarrassed

"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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I'm having a whiiiite Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know  ajb007/smile ajb007/biggrin

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And lets not forget:

https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/its-not-christmas-until-i-see-hans-gruber-fall-from-nakatomi-tower.jpg

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------

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Higgins wrote:

And lets not forget:

https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/its-not-christmas-until-i-see-hans-gruber-fall-from-nakatomi-tower.jpg

ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini  ajb007/martini

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merry Christmas to you all.  ajb007/martini

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Hoping everyone  has  a happy and
Safe Christmas  and New year  ajb007/cheers

"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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Merry Christmas and a Prosperous 2021 all!

NTTD in 21!

Cheers  ajb007/bond

My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!