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Topic: best hair-do of each actor (aka another dreadful ranking)

since a lot of rankings are going on at the moment, I thought I'd do the inevitable and have this now ranked, too  ajb007/biggrin 

up for it are the looks that look different than what the actors used to have
Contestants:

- Connery in DAF
- Lazenby in OHMSS
- Moore in AVTAK
- Dalton in LTK
- Brosnan in GE
- Craig in SF

take into account:
1. fitting the fasion at the time or not?
2. shininess
3. easy destroyable by the wind
ajb007/lol

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Re: best hair-do of each actor (aka another dreadful ranking)

ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

PMSL, Hat!

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oh I forgot: my vote will be for Dalton  ajb007/bond

"You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"

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Well, I have analyzed all this already in my objective rating by keeping in mind the following aspects:

- the technical developement of hairspray
- The availability of baseball hats in the colonies
- the influence of the ozone hole to male hairloss
- the purposeful screwing-up by the make-up department to create a certain mood (such as TD's Dracula hair to emphasize his  darker and more brutal approach to the role)

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------
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Higgins wrote:

Well, I have analyzed all this already in my objective rating by keeping in mind the following aspects:

- the technical developement of hairspray
- The availability of baseball hats in the colonies
- the influence of the ozone hole to male hairloss
- the purposeful screwing-up by the make-up department to create a certain mood (such as TD's Dracula hair to emphasize his  darker and more brutal approach to the role)


Even as a Daltonesta I have to agree that the Dracula do was 'unfortunate ' to say the least.

Of that of which we cannot speak we must pass over in silence- Ludwig Wittgenstein.

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You must try much harder to become a member  ajb007/wink

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------
FIRST TO DISCOVER substantial evidence that Chew Mee is in fact not totally nude in the TMWTGG pool scenes!

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I'd like to know: what the hell did they do to Moore's hair in AVTAK?  ajb007/biggrin

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Barbel wrote:

I'd like to know: what the hell did they do to Moore's hair in AVTAK?  ajb007/biggrin

hair thickener as far as I remember ajb007/smile

"You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"

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More than that, I think!

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Looked like some fast- growing and hairy fungus  ajb007/lol

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------
FIRST TO DISCOVER substantial evidence that Chew Mee is in fact not totally nude in the TMWTGG pool scenes!

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I think it was old tyre tread?

1. TWINE  2. FYEO  3. MR  4. TLD  5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS  7. DN  8. OP  9. AVTAK  10. TMWTGG  11. QoS 12. GE  13. CR  14. TB  15. FRWL  16. LTK  17. GF  18. SF  19. LaLD  20. YOLT  21. TND  22. DAD  23. DAF.

"If you'll forgive me, that's a little too scented for my palate."

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It's pretty obvious that Donald Trump had something to do with it  ajb007/biggrin

President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------
FIRST TO DISCOVER substantial evidence that Chew Mee is in fact not totally nude in the TMWTGG pool scenes!

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Connery was once asked if he dyed his had, to which he replied nonsense
it was that colour when he bought it.

Brosnan's hair was  Coiffured in an subliminal peace sign, in honour of the
N.Ireland peace agreement.

Roger Moore's hair only returned to film AVTAK  after being asked by Sir Roger to
return one last time. As it had been offered the place of after some " Hair
steroids " taking pride of place on top of Donald Trump.

Timothy Dalton's hair style in LTK  was done in the swept back style as due to the heat.
Time, demanded that a portable shower be kept within ten feet of him at all times. So
during takes, he could have a quick refreshing shower but without enough time to dry
his hair. It had to be simply swept back.

It's well know that during the filming of ohmss, Lazenby's fell out with is hair, especially
after his hair demanded garlic sented shampoo without letting George know !

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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what a pity that the usual ranking people don't tune in  ajb007/crap

"You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"

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Could we list and then rank them ?  ajb007/lol
(Only joking, no names please )

The Musical Hair was first thought of as a tribute to Sir Sean's first
Toupee.  With the standin  stunt Hairpiece  going on to Star as the
Chest hair of Burt Reynolds in Deliverence, before falling on to hard
Times and sadly singing up as a  merkin in several Adult films of the
70s.

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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one of Connery's hair pieces would make a great collectable, sadly nothing on ebay yet ajb007/lol

"You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"

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HatThrowingHenchman wrote:

what a pity that the usual ranking people don't tune in  ajb007/crap


Maybe they have decided to 'brush' off your 'cutting' remarks and are 'combing' through other 'threads'.  ajb007/biggrin

One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

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HatThrowingHenchman wrote:

one of Connery's hair pieces would make a great collectable, sadly nothing on ebay yet ajb007/lol

http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/45533/yolt-toupee/  ajb007/martini

One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.

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I think Daniel has had the most change of hair styles, compared to
Connery or Moore. Perhaps we could have a sub ranking for his four films ? 
Or is it just a load of follicles.   ajb007/biggrin

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Once had a collegue called Cliff Rankin, also an inspector who couldn't pronounce his Rs guess the reaction when he burst into the briefing room shouting "Where's Cliff Wankin? " "I need to see Cliff Wankin" "Has anyone seen Cliff Wankin"  ajb007/lol

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ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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sniperUK wrote:

Once had a collegue called Cliff Rankin, also an inspector who couldn't pronounce his Rs guess the reaction when he burst into the briefing room shouting "Where's Cliff Wankin? " "I need to see Cliff Wankin" "Has anyone seen Cliff Wankin" Guess the reaction  ajb007/lol

ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  I'm not sure he would have liked to see Cliff Wankin

"You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"

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The biggest change in Moore's hair came between MR and FYEO, when it went from part to no part. I'd also say Connery's hair had its biggest change from GF to TB, from being combed back at the hairline to being combed over at the hairline. The piece in DAF goes back to the GF style, it's just a little longer.

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Matt S wrote:

Connery's hair had its biggest change from GF to TB, from being combed back at the hairline to being combed over at the hairline.

Connery's hair in TB was more like a Rugby Helmet  ajb007/biggrin
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President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
-------Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!------
FIRST TO DISCOVER substantial evidence that Chew Mee is in fact not totally nude in the TMWTGG pool scenes!

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new ideas:

- best bra worn by each decade's best Bond-girl
- ranking of the colour of M's shoelaces
- hottest scene of Bond himself wearing short trousers
and my favourite...
- rank the Moore-eyebrow-raises

"You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"