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...the back of Volkswagon's underpants shouting "Wedgie!!"

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Volkswagon's face bulged and turned dark purple

You're a kite dancing in a hurricane

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He reached for the laser on the ........

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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Discarded fake nipple and aimed it at......

You're a kite dancing in a hurricane

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his large white fluffy cat sitting quietly

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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....on top of the shuttle's self-destruct button.

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The cat instantly disintegrated, setting off the

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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self destruct mechanism. Bond had 90 seconds

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to defuse it or make his escape....

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from the silent fart he'd just done.

You're a kite dancing in a hurricane

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"Jetpack time!" Bond grabbed Lucia and Madeline....

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silently wondering if their combined boob weight...

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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Is greater than Von Volkswagon's boob weight.

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Thus affecting the jetpack's power:weight ratio.

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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"James!  This is no time for arithmatic!!!!"

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Pouring some bourbon from his watch he ........

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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thought ,hmmm i must get some ice,

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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As he refulled his jetpack. He thought .......

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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I really should get an oyster card .

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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The very thought of oysters raised his ......

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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Thoughts of Whitstable in the summer time

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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Where he'd  go " Romping " in the fields .

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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Concentrate Bond ,concentrate ,mind on the job

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?

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At last the jetpack was finally refuelled.

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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Bond strapped the machine to his back

By the way, did I tell you,  I was       "Mad"?