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Topic: Exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumours about Bond25

Just like a similar thread about SPECTRE, this topic is for the members who feel the rumours in the press are too believable and well-founded.

I have already heard a rumour about the plot and villan of Bond25. As usual the producers and scriptwriters keep their ears to the ground to make the movies topical and reflective of the worst threats in the news. This time the villan will be a Swedish politician who wants to become General Secretary of the UN and secure politically correct regimes in the western world. Some candidates in the US election have identified this horrible threath, and EON believes they have found a villan most people fear. Behind the scenes the dastardly Swede organises un-PC terrorist attacks such as Miss Universe contestants with suicide bikinis, bulls at Pamplona spiked with the drug speed etc.
These attacks will get PC politicians into office and destroy everything Bond believes in. They will outlaw supercars, explosive pens, sexist puns, vodka martinis etc. More than anything Bond fears mandatory paternity leaves where Bond has to babysit his many illegitimate children  ajb007/amazed

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Has anyone else heard more rumours about the PC villan plot? or possibly other, nearly as incredibly true rumours?

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Not to be too big a bitch here but ......... How can we know how accurate a rumour is, until
It's confirmed on film ?

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Because the rumours are exeedingly accurate and incredibly true - didn't you read the title of the topic? Or indeed the explaining text just under it?

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There's a series on Sky " Occupation " about Russia invading Norway, up till now
I've been on the side of the Norwegians, but NOW !  I'm  rooting for the Russians.  ajb007/lol

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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Number24 wrote:

Because the rumours are exeedingly accurate and incredibly true -

Oh, then, okay. ajb007/biggrin

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I heard that Bond 25 features a series of terrorist attacks against London.  Gerard Butler is brought in to save London, but can't quite manage it so MI6 try to recall a retired Bond who is now living in a caravan at Skegness with his now wife - Maddie Bond and their twin boys: Aston and Martin.

M visits Bond but Bond says he's done with saving the world and refuses.  M then goes to Blofeld (in prison, obvs) and asks for his help.  Blofeld decides to assist MI6 as long as he is given the title of Count Balthazar de Blueville.  M reluctantly agrees and Blofeld starts to track down the leader of the terrorist cell using his Spectre connections.

The trail leads to a caravan park in Skegness where, it is rumoured, an ex MI6 agent is responsible.....


And that is exceedingly accurate and incredibly true.  I know that, because I made it up.

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Thunderpussy wrote:

There's a series on Sky " Occupation " about Russia invading Norway, up till now
I've been on the side of the Norwegians, but NOW !  I'm  rooting for the Russians.  ajb007/lol

Well, it's been said from un-PC Sources (who names himself very often  ajb007/shifty ) that Putin is "a very bright and talented man" and a "strong leader", so who can blame you? I haven't seen "Occupation" (But my father saw the first season 1940-45), but I hear it's the first thing written by Jo Nesbø that isn't brilliant.

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Number24 wrote:

I haven't seen "Occupation" (But my father saw the first season 1940-45), but I hear it's the first thing written by Jo Nesbø that isn't brilliant.

You've read his last couple of books ?  ajb007/crap  Not good !

Haven't seen Occupied yet - but I will  ajb007/martini

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IanT wrote:

I heard that Bond 25 features a series of terrorist attacks against London.  Gerard Butler is brought in to save London, but can't quite manage it so MI6 try to recall a retired Bond who is now living in a caravan at Skegness with his now wife - Maddie Bond and their twin boys: Aston and Martin.

M visits Bond but Bond says he's done with saving the world and refuses.  M then goes to Blofeld (in prison, obvs) and asks for his help.  Blofeld decides to assist MI6 as long as he is given the title of Count Balthazar de Blueville.  M reluctantly agrees and Blofeld starts to track down the leader of the terrorist cell using his Spectre connections.

The trail leads to a caravan park in Skegness where, it is rumoured, an ex MI6 agent is responsible.....


And that is exceedingly accurate and incredibly true.  I know that, because I made it up.

Yes!!!! Best post I've seen all day!!

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Sir Miles wrote:
Number24 wrote:

I haven't seen "Occupation" (But my father saw the first season 1940-45), but I hear it's the first thing written by Jo Nesbø that isn't brilliant.

You've read his last couple of books ?  ajb007/crap  Not good !

Haven't seen Occupied yet - but I will  ajb007/martini

We're getting off topic here, but who cares?  ajb007/wink
Are you refering to the two non-Harry Hole novels set in the 70's? Personaly I liked them.

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I thought the only real info at the moment from the EON camp is them saying they are "brainstorming" at the moment

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Number24 wrote:
Sir Miles wrote:
Number24 wrote:

I haven't seen "Occupation" (But my father saw the first season 1940-45), but I hear it's the first thing written by Jo Nesbø that isn't brilliant.

You've read his last couple of books ?  ajb007/crap  Not good !

Haven't seen Occupied yet - but I will  ajb007/martini

We're getting off topic here, but who cares?  ajb007/wink
Are you refering to the two non-Harry Hole novels set in the 70's? Personaly I liked them.

We are off topic - apologies  ajb007/embarrassed

I am...I found them rushed and lacking his usual pace...I thought they were rushed to cash in  ajb007/crap

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welshboy78 wrote:

I thought the only real info at the moment from the EON camp is them saying they are "brainstorming" at the moment

That's the last info that came through even semi-official channels...

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The info on this thread is that there are a lot of exciting ideas that almost absolutely certainly will happen   ajb007/biggrin

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They've commissioned me to write it!

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ajb007/biggrin   Loeff has been after that job for years!

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Bond 25: "Brainstormer"

(You heard if here first  ajb007/biggrin )

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Barbel wrote:

ajb007/biggrin   Loeff has been after that job for years!

I undercut his quote by £15!

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It's true - Tom Cruise is the new James Bond! The surprising deal was struck yesterday. After lengthy negotiations it is clear that the American action star will be the next Bond. There are a number of stipulations, of cource. EON insisted that Nathan Hunt, Tom Criuse's character in the successful Mission impossible franchise, must be killed by James Bond (Tom Cruise) in the PTS of Bond 25.
Cruise had his own demands. The active action star will do ALL the stunts in the Bond movies of the future. It will require some nifty camerawork to allow Cruise to do the stunts of the henchmen Bond kills off, but Cruise will not let any stuntmen visit the set.
The money saved on stuntmen will be spent on CGI to make Cruise look "At least as tall as Daniel Craig". CGI experts comment that this is fairly easy in the movies themselves, but Cruise's demands are more complex to pull of on talk shows and during premieres.
Congratualations!  ajb007/bond

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Excellent news!!!!

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A report from, " The pig fanciers and poultry worriers gazette "

"In an early leak from the script, a nod is made to Tom's earlier  espionage series. In one
Love scene as he rolls over on top of his leading lady, he breaks the fourth wall ( its self
an Homage to George Lazenby) by saying " Missionary Accomplished !" "  ajb007/wink

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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That would never have happened to the other fellow.

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....... and it's a given that Bond is now a follower of Scientology.  ajb007/wink

"Let his death be a particularly unpleasant and humiliating one."

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welshboy78 wrote:

I thought the only real info at the moment from the EON camp is them saying they are "brainstorming" at the moment

Maybe they should look to the past of previous Bond films for inspiration.

In Dr No, Bonds briefing with M we find out that Bonds Beretta jams nearly resulting in his demise, with M stating "You have a license to kill, not be killed".

In From Russia With Love Bond talks about an experience with M in Tokyo, he calls it "Interesting"

In Live And Let Die Bond returns from an unexplained mission in Rome with an Italian agent called "Miss Caruso"

In The Spy Who Loved Me we find out Bond met and became friends with Sheikh Hosein whilst at Cambridge.

Also in that film Bond is on an undisclosed mission in Austria that draws the attention of the KGB.

At the start of Moonraker Bond is returning from an undisclosed mission to Africa.

In Octopussy Bond comes across a character he has previously met called Jim Fanning, the Secret Services' expert in Antiquities.

In Goldeneye Bond has previously met Zukovsky a KGB agent. He shot him in the right knee, and stole his girlfriend and car.

In Tomorrow Never Dies, Paris Carver is an old girlfriend of Bond.

Brainstorming..................................................?

lets see what they come up with.

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