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Tony Blair announces a campaign AGAINST Brexit.
That MUST be a joke
If anyone can. In Blair's mind, He can !
I asked my friend in North Korea how he was. He said he can't complain.
Q: How many North Koreans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Supreme Leader says we are okay to be in the dark.
Did you know that in North Korea, their military always marches to the left?
It's because in North Korea they have no rights.
Dark Humor is like food in North Korea.
Not everyone gets it.
Last edited by Higgins (19th Feb 2017 13:31)
General Flynn recieved a letter from Moscow. When a single red tulip fell out, his face turned white as a sheet.....
Trump promised to drain the swamp, but instead he's going full Colonel Kurtz
There is a Shakespeare code predicting the future. In a letter to Ann Hathaway he tells her
"Love Labour's Lost"
This joke may be slightly outdated , but it still qualifies:
It's 1940 and a German company is driving through rural Norway. Suddenly a pig runs in front of one of the trucks and gets killed. It's the early days of the occupation and the Germans are trying to win the hearts and minds of the Norwegians. Their commander ordens a corporal to walk to the nearly farm, tell the family what happened and express regret on behalf of the Wermacht. After half an hour the corporal returns. "How did they take the news?" asked the Captain. "Surprisingly well." replied the corporal. "They all cheered, shook my hand and offered me a drink." The Captain was pleased: "What did you tell them?" The corporal saluted and said: "Heil Hitler! The swine is dead."
The word “politics” is derived from the prefix “poly”, meaning “many”, and the word “ticks”, meaning “blood sucking parasites”.
A bedroom in Bethlehem, West Bank in Palestine/Israel in a new guesthouse decorated with an artwork by Banksy.
More street-art from Banksy:
One Nation under the Tesco carrier bag flag.
Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Fla decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and
seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said:
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers and I voted twice for Obama."
She starts work in the morning!
Pros and Cons of a two-party system (from The Onion)
PRO
Easier to grasp for populace that becomes quickly overwhelmed when presented with too many chip options at the supermarket
Cultivates a fundamentally American ‘us versus them’ mindset
Saves precious time that would have been wasted confronting multiple nuanced positions along a spectrum of political ideology
You’ll probably get your way every four to eight years
CON
Unfairly limits the options available to lobbyists
Perpetuates false notion that the U.S. government isn’t controlled by a single top-secret, monolithic political organization composed of the world’s most powerful elites
Stifles the creativity of political cartoonists who have so much more than elephants and donkeys to give
Voter turnout generally higher in single-party dictatorships
Another example, that reality beats satire:
According to Gen. David Perkins, a US ally managed to shoot down a US$ 200,-- drone with a Patriot missile.
Patriots are 3 Millions each - must have happened somewhere in Scotland if you are asking me
Last edited by Higgins (16th Mar 2017 07:43)
Today, Angela Merkel is meeting POTUS in Washington.
Just heard a commentary on CNN saying that the leader of the free world is meeting Donald Trump
Had a big laugh!
Today, Angela Merkel is meeting POTUS in Washington.
Just heard a commentary on CNN saying that the leader of the free world is meeting Donald Trump
Had a big laugh!
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I know, that's Theresa May!
Higgins wrote:Today, Angela Merkel is meeting POTUS in Washington.
Just heard a commentary on CNN saying that the leader of the free world is meeting Donald Trump
Had a big laugh!
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I know, that's Theresa May!
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No! That's NATO General Secretary Jens Stoltenberg.
I think, that you both, N24 and SM did not get the joke
I thought I did.....
Was it Merkel as the leader of the free world and not Trump (in spite of that role being traditionally that of POTUS?)
(I'm so proud!)
I thought I did.....
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Was it Merkel as the leader of the free world and not Trump (in spite of that role being traditionally that of POTUS?)
Yes, I got it too, but was just joking around there, Higgins.
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