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Re: No discussion: The political jokes thread

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Tony Blair announces a campaign AGAINST Brexit.

That MUST be a joke  ajb007/insane

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ajb007/lol  If anyone can. In Blair's mind, He can !

“I didn’t lose a friend, I just realised I never had one.”

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I asked my friend in North Korea how he was. He said he can't complain.


Q: How many North Koreans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Supreme Leader says we are okay to be in the dark.



Did you know that in North Korea, their military always marches to the left?
It's because in North Korea they have no rights.



Dark Humor is like food in North Korea.
Not everyone gets it.



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General Flynn recieved a letter from Moscow. When a single red tulip fell out,  his face turned white as a sheet.....   ajb007/shifty

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Trump promised to drain the swamp,  but instead he's going full Colonel Kurtz  ajb007/lol

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There is a Shakespeare  code predicting the future.  In a letter to Ann Hathaway he tells her
"Love  Labour's Lost"

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This joke may be slightly outdated ,  but it still qualifies:

It's 1940 and a German company is driving through rural Norway. Suddenly a pig runs in front of one of the trucks and gets killed. It's the early days of the occupation and the Germans are trying to win the hearts and minds of the Norwegians. Their commander ordens a corporal to walk to the nearly farm,  tell the family what happened and express regret on behalf of the Wermacht. After half an hour the corporal returns. "How did they take the news?" asked the Captain. "Surprisingly well." replied the corporal. "They all cheered, shook my hand and offered me a drink."  The Captain was pleased: "What did you tell them?" The corporal saluted and said: "Heil Hitler!  The swine is dead."

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The word “politics” is derived from the prefix “poly”, meaning “many”, and the word “ticks”, meaning “blood sucking parasites”.

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A bedroom in Bethlehem, West Bank in Palestine/Israel in a new guesthouse decorated with an artwork by Banksy.

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More street-art from Banksy:

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Re: No discussion: The political jokes thread

One Nation under the Tesco carrier bag flag.  ajb007/biggrin

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Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Fla decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and
seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said:
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers and I voted twice for Obama."
She starts work in the morning!

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Pros and Cons of a two-party system (from The Onion)



PRO

Easier to grasp for populace that becomes quickly overwhelmed when presented with too many chip options at the supermarket

Cultivates a fundamentally American ‘us versus them’ mindset

Saves precious time that would have been wasted confronting multiple nuanced positions along a spectrum of political ideology

You’ll probably get your way every four to eight years

CON
Unfairly limits the options available to lobbyists

Perpetuates false notion that the U.S. government isn’t controlled by a single top-secret, monolithic political organization composed of the world’s most powerful elites

Stifles the creativity of political cartoonists who have so much more than elephants and donkeys to give

Voter turnout generally higher in single-party dictatorships

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Another example, that reality beats satire:

According to Gen. David Perkins, a US ally managed to  shoot down a US$ 200,-- drone with a Patriot missile.

Patriots are 3 Millions each - must have happened somewhere in Scotland if you are asking me  ajb007/biggrin

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Today, Angela Merkel is meeting POTUS in Washington.

Just heard a commentary on CNN saying that the leader of the free world is meeting Donald Trump

Had a big laugh!  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

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Higgins wrote:

Today, Angela Merkel is meeting POTUS in Washington.

Just heard a commentary on CNN saying that the leader of the free world is meeting Donald Trump

Had a big laugh!  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

I know, that's Theresa May!  ajb007/lol  ajb007/tongue

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Biggest political joke of the week is the Dutch hard right winger Geert wilders

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I wonder if he uses trumps barber?

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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Silhouette Man wrote:
Higgins wrote:

Today, Angela Merkel is meeting POTUS in Washington.

Just heard a commentary on CNN saying that the leader of the free world is meeting Donald Trump

Had a big laugh!  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol  ajb007/lol

I know, that's Theresa May!  ajb007/lol  ajb007/tongue

No!  That's NATO General Secretary Jens Stoltenberg.  ajb007/biggrin

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I think, that you both, N24 and SM did not get the joke  ajb007/shifty

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I thought I did.....  ajb007/insane
Was it Merkel as the leader of the free world and not Trump (in spite of that role being traditionally that of POTUS?)

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ajb007/cheers

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ajb007/cool  (I'm so proud!)

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Number24 wrote:

I thought I did.....  ajb007/insane
Was it Merkel as the leader of the free world and not Trump (in spite of that role being traditionally that of POTUS?)

Yes, I got it too, but was just joking around there, Higgins.  ajb007/smile

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